You can give me that all you want. Those things are still sacrilege. I am not wrong or backing down from this. You can beat me, peg me, cut me with swords, I don't care.
You need to play them with the ACTUAL consoles to get the whole experience. The order is not really important, as long as you play Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2.5, and Kingdom Hearts 3. The rest are all just story background.
Never had to deal with those. Thank goodness......I HAVE had to deal with things poking me in the morning, though. Claws, remotes, mice, bottles, belts, and fingers. They suck to get poked with.