PhilosipherStoned

What? You can't tell me this thing aint cute.

*searches adult baby porn* *head explodes*

*applause*

Oh? I didn't read any time stamps. Dumpster fires looks pretty lit though.

lol

lol

Right I already saw yours I think EXCELLENT job my man. I am unworthy.

jeez... anyway I'm talking out of my ass. but screw that guy.

faggot ass fool fuck kim.

I want them bombs that get perfected year after year..

bro north korea needs to come at me personally. and by north korea I mean it's dear leaders.

uggh I think I just invented a new recipe withe sphaghetti noodles I shoulda wrote down.. I love you all that shit was the bomb.

Screw spoiler tags youtube makes this shit readily available even after all the adpocalypses shake your booties to the stylings of brazil I guess.

I'm gonna need spoiler tags for this I guess. Since this place is so dead. Let's get the monkeys jumpin' huh? Maybe? no probably not, but whatevs. Time to search for some butts.

there's nothing wrong with effing khakis and a polo shirt. I don't wanna be a dad. stop making me feel bad for wearing em.

that's not how viral infections actually work but whatevs.

I want that lol.

My alcoholic tolerance is so high I don't feel drunk until I'm about to die... Scientists have studied that on me before. because you can die from alcohol poisoning you know.. MY livers pretty good considering it takes an entire bar to get me drunk I guess. idk.

You have a mystery closet? Can you pull some cool shit out for me I didn't get anything for christmas.

no...I just don't get drunk until I'm about to die medically speaking so..I'm going to catch a buzz.

the same one I failed last year. I failed last year though because I lost my job during christmas and thought I would be broke come this time this year anyway..but tonight is the last time for me to drink alcoholic beverages.

fuck midnight.

same. idk about drunk though.