PhilosipherStoned

Thanks for your vote of confidence lol.

why not.

I picked caramel because that shit is usually irresistable to me, but cheesecake and butterscotch were close seconds.

Probably the same. I might drink a bit might not dunno.

That's what the rants and editorials section is for isn't it?

what was his sn perseus?

I drank too little wanna trade?

what? who says the illuminati doesn't actually want the best for you?

nice, that should keep her busy for a while. nows your time for booty calls lol.

https://soundcloud.com/austinmoseley/headnod-wav/s-W5aks I tried to hide the mic, but it binds like glue Once you ride this bike man this bike rides you; It's true I'm sittin in my room like what should I do; try a haiku; fly the high route? I've scryed my mind dude 'n' I want ta head-nod cuz fuck it all it's luck is all this next rhymes huge; don't try to sit there an' not bob ya head like some kinna pretty fly for a white guy stooge; mosh,form a line, let's squash the dot from top ta bottom naww fuck that what I just said didn't make any god damn since sorry to the higher power if I sinned it's just I'm tryin' to push the envelope, feelin' like a misanthrope; gittin' broke an maybe this lil voice inside my head that tells me this a joke 'll frickin go If i sit 'n hit the flow without a bigger goal; whatchu think you feel it though? cuz I dunno it's feelin' slow, but slow is smooth, and smooth is fast and this a rap not a damn rat race; what I need a catch phrase? Fuck the hook this truck is shook I done put a book in every nook in cranny of this granny beat you should've took a look before it went kaput cuz now it's mush. Can you hand a man 'is grammy please; these damn mcs arent plannin' things The game is filled with teens that kill the thrill by spammin' memes; bout to knock em out they jammy jeans; one handed while I dance the beat, like can you feel it now? WELL ANSWER ME! I WANT YA FRIGGIN HEAD TA NOD/

derrrrrpp.

That's probably why it's so hard to maintain one for me even after I stopped working overnight so..

Mine might as well be nonexsistent.

sometimes I wonder.

That's my goal in life. Especially with people like you.

just saying I'm not sure if he's actually capable of scaring people off. They might leave out of boredom though.

no one's afraid of you bro.

probably...not?

i know..

I'm too poor to drink.

I am...thaaaah/ i got nothing im tired as fuck need foods

we need balloon pics. and balloon memes, and balloon sex. you know the drill.

OH shit the balloon guy is here lol. sup space cowboy?

yeah I remember having to listen to that borin' shit. pro tip.. skip through that shit, and just take pictures of the slides with your phone so you'll have the answers for the test. unless that shit somehow supports mobile.