GunStarHero

I fall asleep with a blanket but my girlfriend always winds up like some kind of perpetual burrito machine and pulls it off of me.

Remember to wrap it before you tap it. That bitch looks like she gets around. And everybody knows bitches that rock Nintendo gear are only in it for that sweet nerd dick.

They have a VHS copy of a movie I love on their shelves and I'd love to see them watch it. It's called Cyber Ninja (or Mirai Ninja)

Back when I was a BAD MUTHAFUCKA with my legit ass gaming rig and sock sleeves. Lyk OMG i am teh gurl gamer n i beat all teh boyz! RAWR so randum

Eh, for me personally, the dry heat is worse than that swamp heat I had back home. Never had to keep a bottle of water on my person at all times in Bama.

It's 110 here. But dont worry, I'm not here to actually discuss anything; just here to win the imaginary heat measurement competition.

Hey toots, nice jugs.

Same. Grabbed it during a steam sale awhile back, played it for a couple hours, haven't touched it since. Many other games in the same boat but noooo I gotta replay the same 3 games over and over.

Same can be said of gay men and butts.

Mine just kinda scurry around and eat the shit on the bottom of my aquariums. Even if they get bopped or attacked by a fish they don't seem to care. So no.

That wasn't even you.

He used to have a pair of security guards flanking him wherever he went, including the DMV out here. Doesn't add anything to the discussion but it was interesting to see.

Quite the ghostrek

I keep Cholula, ginger dressing, and sweet chili sauce on hand at home most of the time but that's about it. Feels like a lot of hot sauce is explicitly made as an instrument in the masochist's field kit.

When I was homeless I always felt like a pariah to other homeless people. Hardly interacted at all. Where I am now there are quite a few homeless people. Some live in the sewers beneath The Strip. It can be bad for them when it rains/floods, though. There's a homeless man that comes into one of my casinos frequently for the buffet and he will stay as long as he can, of course, but treat us to one-sided conversations with his pillow that he carries at all times. He sometimes accuses said pillow of not comprehending the impending doom around it and tries to parlay with it, even going so far as to try and teach it things.

My girlfriend looks way cuter imo.

Admittedly, have not been an avid viewer, but here they are in no particular order: Andy Samberg Chris Farley Bill Hader Will Ferrell Phil Hartman Bill Murray Mike Meyers Jon Lovitz Dan Aykroyd Dana Carvey

That's from Tinder, you fucking spitoon.

Hi I'm just here to mention I live in the desert and therefore nullify the heat-induced struggles of others in an effort to win an imaginary competition regarding how hot it is.

I mean, it's shit like that that gets in my head about how I see myself. My first kiss was in my first real relationship. Guess I'm just a late bloomer.

Every time you post about your city I feel like you're in a turf war with my city that you will never win.

I managed to get my first kiss before I turned 30. Was really threading the needle there and limped across the finish line 6 months ago. So there's that.