GunStarHero

I think that's called a "convoy."

When does sasquatch pussy hunting season start?

I like how he was just listlessly slapping the air and punching (slapping?) bag and had his piece on display amid the demonstration. Like even if you avoid the deadly barrage of smacks and slaps, he's just gonna to shoot you.

What's that got to do with the thread? People burn stuff all the time and perfection is based on an individual's own tastes that are often always evolving. I'm talking about complaining because the $5 pizza you got a chain pizzeria wasn't as good as the homemade butthole nectar of god's anus pizza was you had once or can make at home. It's ok for these things to coexist.

I don't give a fuck if other people don't like Pizza Hut or Dominos or whatever cause not every meal I eat needs to be god tier perfection.

Twins, too, as prophesied by the yolks.

But he does have oatmeal cookies.

He looks like a Troll doll thats wearing human flesh right? Not just me?

??? What? Order them on Wednesday. Pizza Hut wings are like 16 wings for $8, bone in or boneless.

One of these days I'll work up the courage to cosplay as her.

Just cut up a chicken breast and lie to yourself that they're boneless wings like everyone else does.

I asked about these awful, giant DBZ walkie talkies mostly cause I had some as a kid and was curious of the "market value" at this store. Guy wanted $100 each. @Still Me Look what they did to your boy The unorganized box from hell filled with random trading cards all at $10 a pop was more than enough to tell me how full of shit these people were. Ooo is that a Fire Energy Pokemon card for a mere $10? What a savings!

I'm so proud you have decided to raise a tiny ninja.

I will buy, and eat, a pizza in your honor.

It's ok. I went to San Antonio a lot when I lived in Texas. My favorite thing was at the Rivercenter mall. There was this janky ass "nerd" shop on the top level that basically sold loose gamer/anime shit for obscene prices. A lot of boot leg stuff. Like the "OFFICIAL PURPLE ROBOT WARRIOR" which was a miscolored Android 16 knock off figure from Taiwan and he had the face of man that had a seizure during the heat death of the universe. They wanted nigh $200 for that thing.

Same. I keep delaying the inevitable. I need to mount some stuff too. I talk a big home decorating game but the boxes of shit that I assured myself would be cool to hang up says otherwise.

Neglecting negligence?

You disgust me! I like your style!

Face beard or dick beard?

AMATEUR! To truly find what you seek you must possess either encyclopedic knowledge of pornography or you must revert to your primal state and mimic the uploader of the video you seek. MASSIVE LADY DICK FUCK SUCK BBW DESTROYS ASS AND BLOWS LUCKY BOY WITH BUTT

Come to me if you need sustenance. Off the menu. No catering. No poison.

Nah nah nah we're gonna set up a World Tournament style event with the grand prize being Buddy's sister's hand in marriage. I'll post up with a sniper rifle and pick off any potential paramour trying to sneak a win. Gonna poison the food too so best avoid that.

I'm a related note, is Will.I.Am a retarded alien pretending to be an even more retarded human?

That's ok if you don't like it.