GunStarHero

Damn. Cut me deep there. Knew I wasn't pretty but damn.

He does not seem willing.

This was right after I moved to Vegas and still took the bus. One night I was waiting on the bus at a large intersection between two wide roads. Like 8 lanes wide in all four directions. I was listening to music and beyond the guy sitting a seat down from me, there was no one else around and it was fairly late into the night. Suddenly, I start hearing a bunch of the cars at the intersection honking their horns. I took my headphones off and looked over to see what was up. Here comes this guy, hands raised in the air like he just won the WWE Heavyweight belt. And he's walking DIAGONALLY through the intersection. Slowly. Like the horns are his adoring fans. Then I notice, oh fuck, he's making a beeline for the bus stop. Sure enough here he comes. He struts up and barks at the guy beside me to move. Dude just gets up and stands a short ways away. Then this guy turns to me and holds out his blunt to me and says, "YO TURN!" I told him I didn't smoke. He was undeterred and insisted. "SMOKE UP! I'M THE KING! IT'S MY DECREE!" I declined. Dude threw his head back and let out one of those belly laughs. "AH HAH HAH HA! MORE FOR ME! MORE FOR DA KING!" Then he got up and wandered off into the desert.

Not exactly, but I can regale you with the tale nonetheless.

I met the King of Vegas once.

Yes! Now I can finally win all the limbo tournaments without having to use my secret technique!

You just reminded me about boiled peanuts. Haven't had any since I left the South East.

Either rice crackers or some plain potato chips and French onion dip. Or maybe Gardettos if I have some.

Honestly, randomly sending girls pictures of your pets (or cute animals in general) will always work out better than a penor pic.

I like that it's shaped like a dick that's cumming.

The random ones are just sad. Usually not even remotely impressive, either. Just a boring, sad peen. Why you so sad, peen? Papa beat you too much? All your pictures look like they should be in an SPCA commercial with some Sarah Mclachlan music playing in the back? Poor wittle peen peen.

I can do the revolver spin tricks with utensils and cutlery. I have no reason to show that off, even at work. And I got really good a certain video game after it stopped being popular.

I would have joined him.

I read the first book. Again, it was decent. The mutant dogs were weird. I see why that was cut from the films.

Let's just say...

Eh, first one is ok, and they get worse as the series goes along.

I'd be willing to bet it's someone with access to DF that also doesn't like me. So that eliminates no one.

I'm curious who that might be.

Idk but they called me a dude. So there's that.

It won't get you banned. And you dont have to do anything you don't want to, ghost.

lol @Baal what a shitty troll

Oh right, the love juice residue.