GunStarHero

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Fixed that for ya.

They released a new cereal last year. The few times I buy cereal, it's mostly just one of these newbies:

I moved across the country so I have to wait on snail mail to deliver my other W2. Blah.

You might be right, but we did indeed upgrade the home security the next day. Maybe just a coincidence.

This happened back when I was about 6-years-old, but I was at home sleeping. We were all packed into the upstairs area and I was in the spare bedroom which had no door at the time. Hurricane Opal had just passed through the area and there had been quite a bit of damage to the house so there was this awful aroma throughout almost the entire house. Made it hard to sleep. So while I'm tossing and turning in the night, I hear someone walking around and I sit up to see who it is. And out of the darkness came this silhouette I didn't recognize and I just felt this aura approaching me. Practically petrified at this point and the figure stops in front of my bed, my nightlight and the blinking alarm clock slightly illuminating them. I vividly remember this moment because they did not appear to be human, but humanoid and they wore this solid brown uniform with small, black tubes on the shoulders, triangular black stripes down the side of their vest and a small black belt. Their face was circular in shape but had these large black diamond eyes that twinkled with lifelessness, and there was also what appeared to be a breathing apparatus resting below their eyes. They didn't move and I couldn't move. Their head turned down to me and they stoically said "Sleeeeep, chiiiiild," before turning back and disappearing back into the darkness. I was internally fucking losing it at this point. So I grabbed my stuffed animal and blanket and slipped into the hallway behind them and into my parents room and quietly shut the door, then dove in between mom and dad just quietly freaking out. They woke up and asked what happened and I said someone was in the house. Dad grabs his gun and checks inside and outside the house for awhile and finds nothing. He comes back and says I had a nightmare only to be interrupted by the downstairs door slamming shut. He runs back down there and finds nothing. Next day we upgraded our home security.

I'm biased because I'm Scottish. So Scotland is my favorite even though, admittedly, it's a pretty shite country.

fite me 1v1 irl

Ravie is extremely active on Xbox Live. Last I checked, Heshi was equally active on PSN.

You're getting better, mochi.

Goldar KL Sajey Corny super el retardo inuyashas kagz DRD2001 gobacktosleep log1x Heshi Rocketto Dan There are lots more but I'm having trouble distinguishing between the names I knew them by and what they went by on the boards.

Japanese and Indian (Native) girls make me weak. Well, the pretty ones anyways.

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Oh! I play this game, too! Except I always lose.

What's the matter? Not enough pseudo fights to pick on here? Gotta kick up the dust under the guise of a reddit-based diss game and hope some shit starts? You're a carebear with an inferiority complex you use to channel into your "troll" bravado. You are literally as edgy as the pile of shit you dress yourself as. What's the big, bad Serge gonna do? Gonna cry in my inbox again and act like it was part of the plan all along? Hey, I heard Halo is still around. Might wanna sprint to the nearest gaming forum to tell everyone how much it sucks since you've been doing that for practically 15 years. Actually you probably have them all bookmarked. Which one is your homepage? You are literally trash. You are the perpetual dunce cap king of your malformed, insipid, and repugnant kin. You couldn't troll your way out of the paper bag of shit you lit and put on your own doorstep. If I feel one thing for you, it's pity. You have to keep crawling back to this group of people because they despise you just enough for your dumbass to mistake it as love. Tell me something, do you live alone or does your mother still have to print your screen caps of "raging" forum users and put them on the fridge for you?

FLUFFER NUGGETS!

STRAWBERRY IS MY FAVORITE!

I mean guys can say they don't like transwomen all they want but we all know deep down that's what they really want. Deep, deep down. All the way down. Way past the tip. Deep down. In the butt.

Is this another one of those avant-garde masturbation threads?