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Vercaties

Order of the Lobster
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  1. Publix subs are KING!!! πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
  2. Wait is this going to be live action? I think the real question should be why in the world would they make a yiffing live action Sonic movie, then cast anyway aside from the great Steve Carrel as Dr. Robotnik?
  3. Complete and utter garbage. That movie was horrible and disrespected your mama bad. There is more plot development in an episode of my little pony porn than there was in that whole movie.
  4. That's not even a debate! Rafiki hands down! Next question who's top and bottom in a relationship. Timon or Pumba?
  5. Give up and purchase a high dollar sex doll already. They have one's with anime eyes and cat ears that are programmed to laugh at all your jokes regardless of how damaging they are to their A.I.
  6. I don't have lady parts but might as well take a crack at it. Tell the female in question "Guess where I'm taking you?". What ever she says take her there and by god don't you dare forget to bring her flowers. If she replies back with "the morgue", she's a keeper!
  7. Sick Orange coils and stuff. Gotta fo for that Black Ops Zombies look. Take lots of pics when you go fishing, I love fishing and cracking cold ones with my boys. Why don't you live down here? I need a friend with a Jeep in my life.
  8. Looks awesome. I'm hyped!
  9. For the cost of a subway $5 footlong I hire them to do my evil bidding
  10. I will fly out there just to boo you off stage
  11. Got a fresh cut for you losers.
  12. Exactly what I said to your mother when we made you boy!!😑
  13. Aww do you mean it 😍
  14. Thought this was going to have to do with the Serbian film. Such a let down.
  15. Don't talk back to your father!
  16. Not the ass, the dick. The tip to be precise. If you touch any other part of it that makes you gay...unless you say "no homo". Then, it's all good.
  17. Somebody needs a Snickers
  18. My boy... Baby powder is the cure all to your swamp ass needs.
  19. hmm like salami in the taco though. Fish taco that is
  20. Its between the OG Chicken Flat Bread and XXL Chalupa!
  21. Welcome back The circus may have changed, but it's still all the same clowns.
  22. Wow 😯 Not my first choice of a wet dream but I guess everyone needs their release some how. πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ˜ͺ😫πŸ˜ͺ
  23. If I still had my post count, all the same profile stuff, a dedicated app again and all that razzle dazzle then maybe I would consider it. Also a complimentary bottle of Whiskey for breaking my heart wouldn't be too bad.
  24. This is Adorable 😏🍿
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