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The law.

Whether she's a trap or not is irrelevant. (S)he's totz a cutie regardless

The only person who did not see that coming was the blind prostitute

This is not a joke, per say. however, it made me laugh my ass off for 20 minutes

According to this thread you got your pretend girl pregnant at age 17. You're going to hypothetically go to pretend prison for insinuated statutory rape.

Do not let the special protein go to waste.

IT'S DICK TICKLE RIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This reminds me of capitalism Also, @SwimModSponges Got me sad over my home skillet Harumbi the Gorilla... T__T

I am so far that goes that I've often considered a career as a necromancer

Timber Wolf just for the vitue that is would be bad ass and hella fast

In Great Britain, there was a zombie outbreak that only affected the women. As a result of the epidemic, All the women perished, communications ceased entirely in and out of England, and all trade and travel to and from the country was cut for 10 years. After 10 years a message from Great Britain finally reached United States. The message said "We've not known a woman's touch nor good tea for so long, please send THOTs and Pu'ers"

The police were investigating a murder at a convent .The police questioned the mother superior And she told them that all the other nuns had murdered sister Teresa Because she was smoking meth, whoring herself out to get said meth, embezzling money from the church, and selling assault rifles to Colombian drug cartels. The detective working on the case said, "Oh dear lord, that's horrendous." to which the mother superior replied, "On the contrary; we broke a bad habit."

Hey man, I broke down qabout to miles from here. I just need to borrow 'bout tree fiddy to get home

No... Just dandruff flakes.

Should I have made PUNdt cake instead?

Go Buckeyes....?

Moar like you are ROLLing on the floor due to laughter.

Now my post count is doing it as well @Mini_Ghost