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schmahxgn

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  1. Well then, it would be best be best if you didn't lose another one
  2. Woah, midnight... dull that edge a little lest ye slice a finger off...
  3. up until October 1937 I worked in a coal mine.For many a year everything was fine and pretty much uneventful Until the mine started to collapse in the fall of 1937. Men were panicking, praying, some even crying until Big John took control of the situation. John measured about 6'6" and weighed about 245 lb. he but the brunt of his weight and mass against one of the collapsing pillars, and delayed the mine's collapse until we all got out. Unfortunately John never made it out alive. A couple of days later, we put a sign in front of that pit that reads, "AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS MINE LIES ONE HELL OF A MAN"
  4. Every group of friends should have one friend who is the designated human urinal
  5. I board jack in the female hawtness thread in "Anime & Manga. LOL j/k waka waka!
  6. ****bleaches mind's eye****
  7. A play on "Thoughts and prayers"... you know, for the victems of the boards-jacking.
  8. ...Free the nipple?
  9. Fekkin sheep whore degenerates....
  10. Synonym buns! Just like grammar used to make! @Rogueß·Alphonse
  11. THOTS & preys
  12. It will all be over before we know it........
  13. You have activated my TRAP CARD
  14. That was a low blow, and beneath a man of alpha standing,
  15. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?
  16. On a related note:
  17. Just a few moar befoe I bounce waka waka!
  18. Stop kink shaming me! >.<
  19. is actually a link
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