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Tea...? TEA!!!! You have summoned me, the Tea Czar. I thoroughly enjoy tea of all types. Hence when you mentioned tea, I was summoned.

I like Abba-Zabba...

As a Mad Man; this is normal compareded to the unyielding Chaos of My Mind...

I wasn't sure if my boyfriend would actually strike Me with a chair and then it Hit Me...

Lo siento. Hablo mucho pequito Español. Caegrejo con amarillo en el trabajo por favor, ¿Que Pás?

Less spelling & Syntax errors than text-to-speech! It's HANDWRITING INPUT! Yea Verily. TheStylus Pen is Mightier than the sword. OwO

So the best metaphor for life is the Australia region DVD release of "Neon Genesis Evangelion".On one disc of the complete series box set, hidden away in a sub menu there is footage of Singapore-born American adult film actress Annabel Chong. It's not pornographic footage, but it does seem out of place. Some people speculated there was some deep meaning to this, or that there was more to it, but after after You Tuber "Goose Boose" did some digging, it turns out that the manufacturer of the DVDs was also manufacturing discs of a documentary about Chong, and at some point there was a mix up in the manufacturing process. This quite possibly the best metaphor for life itself. Many people rely on religion, science, or philosophy to find purpose and meaning in this chaos we call existence when in reality even if we knew the how or the why we'd be powerless to change the nature of reality regardless. There may not even be a rhyme or reason to existence to begin with. I honestly think that the ultimate truth of our universe would ultimately be as disappointing and mundane as the Annabel Chong DVD mix up. If we as a species decided to life the best lives we can possibly live and attempt to understand each other's views and calm the feck down, we could really make strides in the right direction. tl;dr: Life does not need meaning if you live it to the best of your abilities.

There's this fat guy at a Taco Bell, and this little boy of 3 talks a whole bunch of shit, despite his other trying to get him to be quiet to this poor sap, just trying to eat some tacos. So the guy starts eating healthy, exercising, and then a year later, the formerly fat guy starts dating the kid's mom. The kid is oblivious to the fact that he is the same guy he made fun of. The mother was widowed when the boy was just over a year old, and the man essentially becomes the boy's legit father and they form a strong emotional bond. The mother gives birth to her and the father's child, a baby girl shortly after the boy turns seven. Unfortunately the mother dies from complications after their daughters's birth. The boy is crushed by the loss of his mother, but the man, his father, helps them through it. The boy is happy with his family consisting of himself, his father, and his baby sister until his thirteenth birthday when he wakes up and finds that no one else is home and most of their belongings and all of the furniture is gone. The boy goes to the kitchen counter and finds a note that says; "Dear Billy, I took your sister and moved without you. That's what you get for being a little shit at Taco Bell. -Love, Dad. P.S. I fucked your mom; not bad for a 'lard ass'."

Thanks, y'all

@Rogue߷Alphonse Buy all of the car parts.

I know right? Like what are the odds of there being more than one white cat with pink toe beans in the world...Lol

No. Google image search.

Atlantis. Fight me.

So kewt.

Herr's ketchup chips

Butt, ...hwai?

Why don't face huggers go for the ass? I mean crawling out the booty hole has got to be easier than busting through a ribcage for a lil baby xenomorph...

Is porn featuring severely autistic gals considered exploitting special needs individuals? If it is, that's even hotter... #JokesInPoorTaste

But on the other hand, for the price equal or less than a fidget spinner or fidget cube one could get a nice deck of premium playing cards and learn some Cardistry .I actually have a nice deck of cards which I'm using to fidget with , and with the right self discipline and training I might have a marketable entertaining skill in the next Couple of months.

https://bocopo.com/products/save This might be my next one.

I feel ancient. Several millinia in age; OVER 9000!

SPOOPY SCAWWY SKEWWATONS UwU

These are the loveliest 3.5" you'll see tonight...