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How long does it take you to walk to Wyoming?

https://www.si.com/nfl/micah-parsons-cowboys-trade-request-jerry-jones-negotiations Micah Parsons wants out of Dallas. Jerry would be insane to let him go. So let’s speculate where he’d end up. I will trade Kirk Cousins for him.

He’s my everything

A teensy lizard we found on Wednesday

Also, fuck the Saints.

I will report my findings at the Titans Falcons preseason game in two weeks. I’m so excited, especially because it doesn’t matter when we lose.

I’ve never liked Ocarina that much. I know that’s blasphemy but it never clicked.

@The Evil Dr. Longshadowin case no one told you today, you’re a moron.

This is something you could easily answer for yourself just by looking. This is a false premise of ignorance, so shut the fuck up. You lost any presumption you were arguing on the merits of YOUR OWN argument a long time ago.

Where would you let him finish on you?

Kpop Demon Hunters is good, y’all.

Unbarn should be the name for home design trends moving away from the horrible farmhouse motif that was so popular in the 2010s. Get that shit out of here. You live in the fucking suburbs.

The sun burning skin

Hope I’m not repeating myself! Top 5 Mario games 1. Super Mario 3 2. Super Mario World 3. Super Mario 64 4. New Super Mario Brothers U (possibly controversial, but I loved the experience of playing this with my brother) 5. Super Mario Odyssey Top 5 Zelda games 1. Link to the Past 2. Breath of the Wild 3. Link Between Worlds 4. Wind Waker 5. Zelda 2 (I’m strange)

Comcast is taking Cartoon Network out of their basic package and putting it into an additional $9.95 a month tier. It feels like this is the beginning of the end for the network and it’s giving me a bit of existential dread.

I don’t believe that packard is smart enough to post this stupidly.

I hope you notice yourself less while walking down the street. Problem solved.

I cried for most of the last 45 minutes, because edibles.

I know, y'al, the title is horrible. I dismissed it because A) I’m not frequently into Netflix produced stuff (I’m pretentious), B) it’s ostensibly a children’s movie and the misses outpace the hits, and C) pretty horrible title. THAT ALL BEING SAID… This movie kicks ass. Sony animation has been killing it lately, and this is no exception to their recent success. The soundtrack is so catchy too. I’ve never been interested in K-pop, but this soundtrack slaps. It even gets terrible pop boy band music so right. It’s visually stunning. I highly recommend it.

Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk, Tim Pool

Well now I want to post fitness data too and this is all I have. I just walk, walk, walk. The good news is I love it and never tire out.

K-pop Demon Hunters almost got me. It’s a damn good movie.

You are so incredibly strange. I daren’t say fascinating, but something below that, mixed with dusty banality.

When the purchasing power of the dollar depreciates because of the direct impact of tariffs…the tariffs are affecting you. I don’t think you’re ready for an economics lesson, but just know that even when you buy something that wasn’t taxed, you’re still getting fucked. And this is all because one buffoon is choosing for it to happen.