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Caleb has just the craziest arm, can't believe the cannon throws he does sometimes.

That's the craziest fucking touchdown, wow!

How you doing @tsar4?

And now Aikman saying "tugging and pulling." This games getting sexy.

Holy crap do they bench Stroud at this point? I mean no, but maybe?

Not enjoying this so far, but at least we got to hear Joe Buck yell "WIDE OPEN IS BOOTY"

This is gonna be a sloppy-ass fumble fest.

Please win, Houston. I can’t deal with seeing the Patriots in the championship game. We need this break to continue.

OK, apparently if you are a minority owner you can't play anymore, so Brady is out. Favre still in.

What 40+ man and/or grandfather will be QB for the Broncos next week? Falcons pres. Matt Ryan? Raiders minority owner Tom Brady? Dick-pic-sharer Brett Favre?

I guess we’ll see? I dunno. I hope they keep Ulbrich.

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The worst part will be the fine I'm sure the league will levy against him.

Damn, AFC championship in Denver.

Not too sure about these last two pass interference calls, but I'm biased.

Not looking good for Buffalo now, really don't want to see Sean Payton succeed...

Same, I hate that guy. This game has been pretty good.

Congratulations. Don't spend a lot on the wedding.

Did you ejaculate?

That was painful.

I've never listened to the Pat Macafee show, but I can't wait to hear A-Rod complain about this game. He's going to be on an epic whine tour, blame is coming. And holly fuck he just threw a pick six as I type this. This is too good.

If this ends up being Rodgers' last game, he's going out with a wet shit.

The best thing in this game is watching a 42 year old with tens of millions of dollars throw a tantrum while sitting on a metal bench.

100% lock.

I don’t know why I expected anything other than a painfully boring game from these two teams. I think watching either Houston or Pittsburgh in the playoffs has made me hate all AFC teams by proxy.