SwimOdin

@Master-Debater131 how do you think Trump performs sexually? (I’m sorry, this is the last one […probably]. I’m very gallows humor right now and his literal impotence is bringing me comfort).

My b. I just know that dude doesn’t have the stamina even for cowgirl. If there were a way for him to lay face down in a bed with his genitals looped into a crevasse while a hydraulic lift pressed an upside-down Loomer towards his crotch? That could work.

She loves pulling that diaper to the side

I believe he’s incapable of performing sexually, beyond perhaps receiving some type of digital stimulation. Picture it. Do it. Picture them together, her tiny weird fingers around his even smaller mushroom. Have a good day.

It’s wild because I thought the tariffs were already built in.

Consult ChatGPT, like they did.

I want Atlanta to make Kirk play all the preseason games. If you’d told me a year ago how much I was going to sour on him, I would’ve been shocked.

Thank goodness for weed.

I feel weirdly pessimistic about a product that’s not out and I was probably not going to buy. I was gifted a Switch, wasn’t planning on even getting it. I love Nintendo but I can’t do games that pricey, and their first party titles rarely drop in price, so I can’t even play the waiting game. Please, Bandai Namco, make Duskbloods just console exclusive.

Now seeing a lot of speculation that the game prices have the tariffs built in, and that makes sense, but it’s pricing me out regardless. Thanks Trump.

Whoa, none of the convenience of digital OR physical. NINTENDO CONTINUES TO INNOVATE

Looks neat, it’s the first time since basically the SNES that Nintendo made a new system without INNOVATION. Games are fucking $90, though. I will stick to portable PCs. Steam is cheap.

Who will cuck first between the two of them?

Wait, who has geder nutale!? I haven’t had that stuff in years.

Has Leon tweeted salt on the hellsite?

Whew, I didn’t have enough to worry about!

Flagrantly on the spectrum

https://www.wsbtv.com/weather/metro-atlanta-shattered-35-year-record-highest-amount-pollen-today/QDZIMBDS3ZE73DJQK43Q6NKX4U/?outputType=amp It’s like everything is washed out and brighter. I’ve never seen it this bad. 14801! I don’t know what that is but it’s over 9000.

Maybe now Shapiro will have time to research how to please a woman.

Conspiracy theory time! What if everything he did and he’s doing was to clear the way for this bizarre and most likely illegal shuffling of debt? He’s much less likely to suffer any consequences now, and he can rid himself of the albatross he turned Twitter into.

That seems perfectly legal and not at all fraudulent.

I’m sorry, don’t give up

…AND?

Remember democracy?

Looking forward to no consequences for anyone involved.