SwimOdin

I wish I was living as good a life as he is

There aren't any recession markers in my area, in fact things seem to be booming here, but Atlanta always has a good job market.

The Big Lebowski

Everyone who watched that season of Hard Knocks knows how funny this is

That was a glorious punch-out fumble.

Another week as an Atlanta Falcons victim in the books. Time to day drink.

He scored a touchdown Monday night. The facts in this are going to be crazy.

I miss his eloquent, thoughtful way of posting. The verbosity was unmatched. That guy could string a yarn so long it would choke a cat.

I mean, there's just no way to stop the data collection at this point. We can attempt to cut it back some, but the tracking is everywhere now.

Yes, I had a dream where a snowman took off your pants. I blew my load.

Walking isn't allowed in Atlanta. I mean, driving isn't either with how much traffic there is, but it's understood that it's the only option.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46869849/cowboys-second-year-de-marshawn-kneeland-dies-24 Pretty wild. Take it with a grain of salt, but I read on reddit it was due to suicide by gunshot after a hit and run and police chase.

Yeah. Don't.

I should've diversified my online presence. If only I'd known that going with the same username for 20+ years on multiple platforms would help this shit track me.

I wish we could put this genie back in the bottle

It knew...so much about me. This is not the vanity search I wanted. How has AI freaked you out?

This person is definitely insufferable IRL

I’ve stopped hoping to see the Falcons make the playoffs and I feel free. They can suck all they want. I knew that extra point was going to be missed. Now I can just be surprised when they win.

Jesus I would never, that game is so punishing. When I found out you had to beat it damn twice to actually complete it? No.

When I'm sick, I wear a mask. I'm an introvert so social distancing comes natural. I haven't gotten the booster since 2023, I've just been lazy. I got Covid for the first time last year and it wasn't too bad, I had a much worse time with the flu in 2020 so I need to get a flu shot.

I met Andy in 2004 while filming the hockey chicken commercial.

So glad I went to a family reunion instead of watching my embarrassing football team.

Old fashioned

I describe parts of my body as the “good” one and the “bad” one, ie ankle, shoulder, eye (these are literal examples). Both knees are still good!

I was pleased by the Buccs loss last night. It made how awful Penix was Sunday night feel slightly less terrible.