SwimOdin

I’ve always been me in here. I’m a terrible liar and have no shame.

Please nuke us, all of our enemies.

Have you taken into consideration all the hair?

Noem and Rubio in the cabinet. Holy fuck. Can we get Ted Cruz, Graham and Cotton too? The royal flush of cuntfucks.

That Marco Rubio, if he’s one thing, it’s trustworthy.

That was a shitshow.

Falcons absolutely looking like fucking ass when they play the Saints, of course. What is this curse?

You’re a monster

Yes I am baffled as well.

*cries in Yasunori Mitsuda*

Everything You Know Is Wrong is that for me

Put a bunch of salt on it. It will hurt like the surface of the sun in your balls, but it will speed the healing and toughen the skin up. Source: I’m a witch.

Biden should have done what he intimated in 2020: a one-term president so there could’ve been a real primary.

Finally brave enough, huh?

I’ve gotta thank Tom Brady. Greg Olsen is on the B team now, so he has done a lot of Falcons games. That’s a win.

That mindset is how democrats will continue to lose national elections.

Oh believe me, I believe that will be happening too, but that feels more conspiratorial at the moment. Did we ever think that about Mike Pence?

It’s cute that you want to tag Biden with abortion bans because he technically was the president when it happened. Unfortunately, you’re speaking to an informed audience. i can’t and wouldn’t argue that there were problems and hardships economically during Biden’s run. Hell, I’ve had a very shitty year financially. How much can be blamed on Biden? I’m not smart enough to know. HERES WHY ITS NOT AN APPLES TO APPLES PRESIDENCY THIS TIME FOR TRUMP The last time he was president, he appointed actual serious people (mostly). Hell, Preibus was his first COS. There were some adults in the room who kept soooooo much of his buffoonery at bay. Trump has stated what a mistake he thinks that was. This time around? It’s all sycophants (AT BEST) and outright bad people at worst. Who is bad? The people who are going to cause harm to others for their own personal gain, without a second thought. Those are going to be the people surrounding him this time. I’m so glad he will have the niuclear codes! Oh and RFK jr. Thats not even taking into account Project 2025. But yeah he just kinda messed up Covid, everything will be fine!

He’s a stupid man who says stupid things, how’s he supposed to keep up with himself? Note: in the new regime, I will be flogged for this post.

Achilles tendon vs anterior cruciate ligament (ACL)

That’s comforting.

@Distortedreasoningis an unserious person and I can’t believe you guys are responding to him. This is 2nd grade level trolling. Ignore his dumbass.

I’ll be going on a John Mulaney-esque bender for the next four years, wish me good fortune…

I need more medicine.

Apparently you’ll be shocked by what the SCOTUS decided a few months back. I can never tell if you’re feigning ignorance or if you’re actually ignorant of a lot of things?