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André Toulon

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  1. Thursday-Sunday
  2. The only think you needed to learn from cribs
  3. Wow, and I thought I was bored
  4. Yeah, because I should really be nice to someone who makes outlandish claims like these about me without any restraint......Drink bleach with your pills next time.
  5. What a stupid, vapid reason to watch a show.....Do everyone a favor and don't
  6. André Toulon

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  7. Cool, she can wear it while she tries out the new womanizer I bought her.
  8. Notice she did not put down the box of leftovers.
  9. Defensive?.......I'm not defensive, I've explored my sexuality through and through.......A bunch of virgins can't tell me what I am.....As I said earlier, it's gayish, but if I want to see a throbbing cock, I can go dance in the mirror......Which I also do a lot.....I'm very gay for myself. The gayest.
  10. So if I watch straight porn, I'm also watching it for the dick......It's only straight if you watch lesbian porn........It's like I'm 14 again.
  11. Stop trying to shame me with your masculine vagina.
  12. The real answer is to mark their territory and slowy start to bring other shit over there.......They start with a bra or some panties because we're dumb and it makes us feel a bit of pride.......Or in the OP's case shame.....But I digress......Soon, it'll be some hair spray, or body wash or some shit.....Then a toothbrush........Before you know it, you'll have nail polish remover on your nightstand and tampons in your bathroom. Good luck inviting another girl over now......We're too stupid to effectively hide shit, or if you do and she comes looking for it you have to explain why the box of tampons isn't sitting on the back of the toilet where she left it.
  13. This sounds like hyperbole......I'm pretty sure I can put a lvl 98 magikarp with splash only out on a level 3 anything with all 252 EVs (what items are we talking), and it'll have to struggle itself into submission before it can take down a 98 magikarp because the MK will have it's evs maxed as well (assuming you didn't nerf them on purpose)........If the MK has tackle, it's a wrap. Thinking about it, it won't take the MK down because the MK will be forced into struggle after running out of splashes and murder whatever it is that's lvl 3.
  14. Fuck it Atomsk.......I don't know about you, but I'd rather be gay than try to wrap my brain around the concept of feminine penises. I mean there are dicks in all the straight porn I watch........I've never felt gay watching it. Even fapped to some poof jams, and while she's more woman than a lot of the vag toting rabble around here, I don't consider the penis feminine.....I only watched it when Poof was railing some chick.......So since the experts have spoken, and before I'm overwhelmed by a tsunami of nonsense.....Let's just be gay. Penises in vaginas is gay. It's going to be a tough sell telling my girlfriend she's a gay man, but well.....Gotta crack some eggs for sexual freedom.
  15. I hear Belugas are endangered, so this is indeed a rare find.
  16. I keep wanting to respond to this, but I got nothing....I just keep coming in here because that sadfaise is splitting my fucking sides.
  17. I mean you can search for what you want and you can see what other people want for what you want....But no, the obvious "Look, I got this, what can I have" option is still a no go. Which would be helpful since I'm basically hemorrhaging rotoms over here.
  18. Insomnia is in full effect, BUT I did manage to slip an hour nap in on that bitch.....It's all downhill from here.....Definitely Tuesday.
  19. He knows you're not a girl....He historically parodies every thread in this folder........You're not special.
  20. Several
  21. Wonder trade would have almost been like cheating....I mean have you ever been refused in wonder trade......GTS sucks, but it's moving faster since the pokebank opened up, so I'm optimistic about this one.
  22. New global mission......1M GTS trades before 2-13
  23. Sounds like you need a tip drill
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