Jesus dude, it's almost like fate that you made this thread.......I seriously wasn't even going to bring this up because it was kinda weird, and funny in the end, but I had a dream YOU died last night.
It was weird because all of our little FB friends got the news while we were seemingly at someone else's funeral.......Someone started passing out pamphlets with your face on it with RIP across them.
I was incredibly sad.......LIke not to be a dick, but more sad than I thought I would be......We sat there through services and in the back of my mind I was like "he said I have to speak at his funeral" but I could never reach the podium......It kept moving or some shit....Don't remember.......It was funny because after the service I opened my pamphlet and it said something like "today we put to rest, Trevor Sanchez, if you feel you've gotten this message in error call *random numbers*"......So I called it, and it was you......Fucking laughing and calling us bitches.
I tried to stay asleep so I could hunt your ass down.