André Toulon

Here's a protip....Don't run out. Buying in bulk might seem expensive at first, but never running out is better than sex.

Well we could make a spreadsheet of shit you don't do that Fuggz does, but I'm only concerned with how you speak on her child.......You're both really bitchy, so that's what I meant.....Other than that, nah, you're not a whore that I'm aware of and don't make yourself a negative stereotype because you are bored.

Oh, I know.....Ive seen this thing :^) way too many times. It's kinda why I was expecting something more out of this thread, but it's my fault for not adhering to the pattern.

To allude to Viper's thread, you are on a roll.......Your accuracy is much better now that we aren't on node. I think that's a big part of why they don't get along besides the fact Majin actually has at least one person who loves her.

I'll never understand what prompts IB type threads. Not even jabbing at you......I just don't get it.

Look, its fun to beat up on the idiot, but don't call her child that. I know you're going to do whatever you want to do.....I can't stop you, but I'm legit asking, don't take it out on the kid. She didn't ask to flop out of her bovinesque mother into a world where she is the product of her mother's poor decisions. I honestly don't care what you do otherwise but if nothing else, pick on the parent, not the child.

It might just be certain titles because I know I watched a French movie I couldn't get English on, but every anime I've watched so far had the option.

Really.....Your shotglass pic made me think you were Indian.....Shows wtf I know

You know you can change that right?

........It's in English

I think he's East Indian. They fight worse than fat Puerto Ricans

I was her mom and the pharmacy clerk that gave her a heart shaped lolipop.

I disagree with both comments in this thread........You can score an 18 year old.....Anyone can, they're stupid........Even the smart ones are stupid.....I dated one when I was 22 and living with my mom.......She thought she'd hit the jackpot. If you acted like you claim you do here, you'd already have one because seriously, 18 year old girls are fucking stupid.

I'm confused as to how archaic technology created war mechs but the protag didn't know what TV or phones where, but I'll run with it.......I mean I would think distant communication and visual trasmissions would somehow come before giant mechanized war machines capable of scaling entire mountain ranges. Needed something new to watch so I'll give it a pass for being funny.

MOstly just trolling, if that's a mood.

I'm fucked up. We went and ate about 9........It's 3am, and I just woke up. I'm at home in my bed but my car isn't outside........I'm not 100% on what happened. My new shoes are on the couch and I see my girl's bra on the recliner. I'm trying to remember shit before I call her because I figure she brought me home and took my car and knowing me, this was my plan so I don't want to sound like a blackout drunk even though that's what obviously happened

I hope you saved the wine for after you blew 2 dudes.

From this post alone I have to think it's the people and not the state.

Holy shit.....You stole someone's half white baby, didn't you?

Birth certificate.....Literally what is needed EVERYWHERE to get a new ssc.

Mochi would still bottom Ghost.....He's a bitch.

Well Rogue is exactly "anonymous".......I mean don't get yourself killed, but just meeting someone and hooking up isn't a bad thing. Few drinks at a club and you just do what feels right. But I'll say again, be careful......Everyone isn't out to kill you.......I think many fewer people are than you think......I don't want you to be harvested for organs, but live man.....LIVE!

Fuuuuuuuuck, I sat on mine before, luckily I had my old pair in my car, but yeah I feel you. Breaking some other shit is bad but it's usually something that you can replace at a later date with no real consequence other than the inconvenience. Busting up your glasses can be a complete fuck over if you don't have replacements handy and have to be functional. Sorry man.

That's fucking hilarious

Meh, you'll find someone eventually and just hope that the years of being alone doesn't make you resentful because you have no idea how to be in a relationship. I guess I've never tried this with you, but I have with several babblers.....How about just one or two romps of anonymous sex just to get your feet wet so when you do find someone you don't cling to them like grim death. I think that's good advice for anyone because the worst thing you can do is smother someone who likes you.