André Toulon

Yes, he blessed you with an uncanny mentality that allowed you to accumulate change like everyone else on this planet who basically loses the shit if not toss it into fountains in malls. Praise his name. I was legit worried about you and contemplated sending you a few bucks because honestly, you are one of the 3 people here I would ever consider helping out, but I refrained because I wouldn't help out most of my family and irl friends so it kinda fucked with me. At any rate, my terrible monologue aside, you didn't scour for change before offering to shame yourself? That's broke, hungry adult 101......But you never sell the SNES games. Matter of fact, next time this happens let me check out the SNES collection.

It's pretty sad that Jim Norton is still trying.......But at least he's not Rich Vos. Colin Quinn should have mercy killed both of those careers when he had a chance.

Just because it's trash that's peddled to rich blowhards doesn't make it any less trash. Rarity isn't a reason to spooge yourself.......I hear they are even going as far as to produce "no-kill" caviar in an attempt to validate it's consuption. I guess abortion is only a thing when it comes to humans with these stuffed shirt retards........Anyway, I digress. Caviar is horrible......It literally tastes like period on a wheat cracker.

Zenigundam[/member] They love you man, you got more dickriders than I do around here.

That's fine, as I said.....I prefer my shit to moo anyway.

Usual midnight shit.

Possums, squirrels, crawfish, frogs, caviar, goat.......These things are trash. Swine gets a bad rep, but honestly wild boar is some of the leanest most succulent meat you're ever cook over an open flame. That said, I'm a beef and seafood guy myself.......Most of the pork I eat is unintentional. Like ordering a bacon cheese burger without thinking "oh yeah, there's 2 strips of pig on this thing" If I made a conscious effort, I could definitely do away with hog in my diet.

I generally don't buy pork unless it's going to be a BBQ and pork is usually the cheapest thing you can get to feed a bunch of people that you don't care if they have a heart attack and die. Even wings are more expensive than lean chops. That said, I bought 10 pounds of deboned ribs like a week ago because the farmer's market was selling the hell out of that shit for the super bowl.......I have no idea what I'm going to do with this shit......I cooked a little one night and had the leftovers for breakfast, now I still have at least 8-8 1/2 pounds of ribs left and I'm willing to give it away

LOL at you not being able to do a damned thing about it.

I do the same thing to Dragula, Super Beast, and B.O.B (Bombs over Baghdad....Not the artist B.O.B)

LOL, you are probably the only pantload that goes back to check.

LOL, they treat you like you're 8

I haven't seen that Rihanna video in a while......Her and Amber Rose.....Quite possibly the only celebrities I fantacize And I win, I got 3 songs /thread

It wasn't my girl, it was an ex....Like an old, old ex. High school years.

Well this is completel off the mark....Have you ever met me.....I'm me.

Well, he's been back to this thread, but I see no new songs.....Guess he bumped it because he was proud of his previous posts

Not really......I'm a one woman guy. But I do have it in my hand a lot

My dick falls off........I have no idea why my subconscious hates me so much, and the dream is always with me frantically trying to reattach it or find some ice to preserve it. This time it really made my heart pound because my ex and come over while I was looking for it, and I didn't wnat her to find it for some reason.......At the same time, I was wearing a towel (it came off in the shower) and for some reason I couldn't find any pants to put on either. I eventually found it and was hiding it behind my back, waiting for her to leave.....I guess I thought she would take it from me....Weirdo.......It was at this point I tried to wake myself up....This HAS to be a dream, right.......And I did.......Problem is, I awoke in another dream and when I looked, my dick was still in my hand. Now I'm frantically looking for ways to reattach it again.....I was looking for super glue??????!!!!!!!......Dafuq. And since I could recall losing it in the other dream, I kept it tightly gripped in my palm. I finally woke up from this neverending nightmare, only to find my boy right where he's supposed to be........I gave him a celebratory and shake just to make sure it still worked.......Still, my heart is beating out of my chest.

One of my life's goals is to be responsible for a suicide solely from things said on the internet.

You don't take them as prescribed anyway, so joke's on her.

History is cool

This thread didn't make it to 50 without being fucked over....Guess I'll keep watching tho

Yup, and he's not above killing again