André Toulon

Real talk, I never led you on.....You know that's not my style. I made sure you understood this and I asked you several times, "wtf would you want with an old ass fool like me". Me and Averi have been together for 4 years.........4 years of my bullshit is a fucking lifetime. She deserves this. I've been waiting for you to visit since 2012. No slight on you at all.....You deserve better than me.......So does Averi, but she made her choice.......You have yet to make one.

Boo.......I love her. Can I get a pass?

Anything for you mami

Please my nigga......Please

1.7K.....She deserves more, but I ain't ballin'

3/4 Karat cluster with the band........I'm done. If I don't last through this one, I give the fuck up. I love my chocolate bunny tho.

Welp, I'm out of options.

Buy in lbs

We are #1

Don't you work in the meat dept.......I would have revolted had I seen this. I would have been like "NO, THE DUDE TOUCHING MY MEAT WON'T BE TOSSING THE POO" I hope I never have to say those words in any other context.

JFC

I read all of this JUST for this part of the story

Yall took too long, but i did score ihop tho

Cooking is out of the question since I haven't been grocery shopping yet, so. Denny's McD's Ihop Sonic Jack in the Box Keep in mind if i got to Sonic or Jack, I'ma get a burger or chicken sammich.....Not breakfast food. EDIT, forgot you can add polls here....Never made one so I forget about it.

Boo is hooking me up with some nice pics this morning......She's in a ;3 mood.

For real?.......Because I actually fell back asleep......only for like an hour, but that's a win in my book

Did you at least mention selling homosexual sex acts.

Did this happen.....I love those.

But it wasn't....How could that be?

Second time waking up and it's not even 3am........Who's staying up with me?

This song helped me out of a really dark place like a decade ago.....I love it.

I am so disappointed by you. You are Bubble Tape

I'm gonna be this guy Poof....I think it needs to be said. No one is killing porn, but we may be killing the porn industry.....As long as there are exhibitionists, there will be people fucking on camera. That's of no fault to the fappers.......Matbe (and god I hope so because I hate them) Brazzers will take a financial hit that will force them to rethink their business model, as well as many other pay sites........But the truth of the matter is, there are way too many people with the internet willing to get nasty for free. Do we want to see these people......No/maybe.....But if the plug got pulled on mainstream porn today, people will still fap........I got nakies of quite a few women that I didn't have to pay for and honestly, I don't even fap to that shit......Why would someone pay for something they can get for free even IF porn ceased to exist? Now don't get me wrong ma. I'm not saying that you aren't worth it......Your market would overflow if people didn't pirate your shit, but all I'm saying is, the destuction of the industry of porn won't exactly stop nudes, fapping, and slight self disdain.