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André Toulon

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  1. Or mentally unstable, or just retarded....No one wants retard eggs
  2. Extentions are just what white people call it because they don't like the word weave......They even call their legit weaves extentions because weave sounds getto. But it's all the exact same horse/synthetic/or other people's hair slapped into your scorched Earth of a cranium. And I just posted you with a sewin, so not sure how the argument is weak when you're lying.
  3. Where does one purchase a denim jacket these days.
  4. Mo weave......I can't find the front view of this....Point is, you a nappy headed ho.
  5. LOL, that not your hair. It doesn't have to be sewn in to be weave.
  6. This was the biggest event one of my childhood homes had seen in it's entire lifetime in 2010......The townsfolk still talk about the day wrasslin came to the auction house. http://wrestlingnewscenter.blogspot.com/2010/01/results-from-january-2nd-xtreme-impact.html
  7. Cant remember what I did with the one where you had the purple weave in....That one might be on my old phone......But this is good enough to make you look like a lying shitstain.
  8. I almost want to buy it just to fuck with him........I'll give you $60
  9. Nah, I still got those pics too......Just let her cling to her delusions
  10. I was kidding. And whenever I went to TN we always took hwy 49.......It's 2 lanes all the way until you get to Jackson except for a short burst by USM in Hattiesburg. And don't get me started on Louisiana I'm from places far countrier than you'll ever hope to see
  11. Probably just dried jizz, but all of those are possibilities.
  12. I've been to Tennessee.......I don't think I saw a single street with more than 2 lanes that wasn't a major highway.
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    Being correct=/=internet toughguy.......And I never said he was failing at life, just as a comedian with a mile long resume.
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    I looked it up....His networth says 6 mil, and I'm sure it's padded since I also see claims of 4 and 5......And those comedians you speak of with 100k networths are nobodies as well......But this is old, you can have Jim Norton....No one else wants him on their TV.
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    Shouldn't your various household pests be eating away at your cold sores right now, our is it "let my daughter engorge herself on food so she'll leave me alone while I ignore her with the internet" time.
  16. 1. Go to pharmacy 2. Wait until night time 3. Break in 4. There is no 4? 5. Profit?
  17. My kids like to play minecraft too.
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    That's embarrassing for a dude with a 30 year comedy career. Dane Cooke has like 5 times that at least, and he's complete shit.
  19. This is rich coming from a ghoul
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    No, Opie and Anthony are successful.....They just fill his water dish.
  21. Sigh, I really wanted to ignore this thread, but I have to ask why that no is definite. I've had sex on a construction site before.....But I'm also not the owner of the company, so it was easy to get away. It was also on a Biloxi casino boat, so there are plenty of places to sneak off for a few minutes.....Hell, hours....Sometimes I'd sleep on insulation with tarp over it.....Which might be the core of my respiratory problems. But yes.......At almost every job I've had, I've done something sexual. Only twice has it been with a coworker though.......I usually just find a way for whoever I'm with at the time to come give me some at work because work sex is kind of a fetish of mine. I definitely blame porn. Even when I worked at Subway when I was 15 I had my girl come bend over in back office for me.....It's just a thrill I require sometimes.
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    It's his funniest joke......He was an old, washed up comedian in the 90s......He even went so far to be on Last Comic Standing with a plethora of new talent and he was like the only 45 year old dude still vying for a shot on what was essentially American Idol for comedians. After all of those failures, just live vicariously through your wife's success.
  23. Those are N64 games......No use for those, although I would buy Mischief Makers if you had it just because I love that game
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