André Toulon

I really.....and I mean REALLY don't want to ever get that close to a woman again, but when it becomes evident that you simply need her to keep you from killing yourself (not literally, I'm scared to die) and she seems to love you no matter how much of a smart mouthed ass you can be, you should just get over yourself and admit you love her just as much as you love yourself. I'm drunk.......I'll regret this in 5 hours.

So........Is Nibbles died?

Janelle is my BOO........I would kill for her.

Eat a sopping bag of donkey shit pls.

Sawdust is a dick.....I can't assume what happened, but I kinda assume he forgot that wasn't HIS shot glass and stuck it up some girl's butt.

gah

Pretty much this......I know you guys were trying to cling to another tiny piece of nostalgia from the "gudoldays" but the reality is, we're all a bunch of busy adults with childish tendencies.......I think you people were more communal back in the day, but I wouldn't drink out of shit that came from about 98% of you.

Paid multiple internet personality from Stomfront.

Alzheimer's.......Not even once.

The average user can karma spam.......These stats are the shittiest of any site I've ever visited. But then again, nothing really works right here......Good thing we are focusing on the real issues like imaginary spambots, and deactivation of innocuous features.

It was at this very moment everyone stopped caring how awful other people are and just laughed at Jingo and his attempt at relevancy.

You give the best reachies, so you got to keep it

Go to Little Ceasars.....$5 large pepperoni everyday.....It's my go to when I don't feel like cooking and know I'll get irresponsible at a place like taco bell and buy a lot of shit I can't eat just because I'm buying food hungry.

Police officers are often confused by black people reaching for identification when asked for it.

I have night terrors, and I stop breathing in my sleep......I scare women.

I watched that whole video....12 minutes of several different epic failures.....I'm honestly surprised myself.......Nintendo rushed this shit and the are gonna have a lot of replacements to do.

He tried, and honestly that's all I even expect out of Phillies.

Not sure why I'd base anything off fan art.....Fans are usually retarded and needely bend their art to reflect their distorted scope of the subject matter.

Wait, you think anyone actually believes TiC has anything post Gamecube?

Wow, Vice City came out in 2002......I mean I guess that's sounds about right, but shit it seems so much longer than that

Nah, I'm gonna just spend today in bed....Send drugs