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André Toulon

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  1. Like literally, I think 6 threads have new replies......I guess I do like the silence more than the inane shitposting though, so I'm not really complaining.....I just had unreasonable expectations. Don't get me wrong, I'm excited that you all have lives outside of here, but if you don't want 20 page Packard threads, you're gonna have to do better by your forum. I'll be back when Pacman comes back.
  2. They've been watching you masturbate and want you to clean up your life and your bathroom. Be thankful that they care. And Jesus did indeed have a twin brother, several apparently......Which I think kinda dissolves the notion of twins, but religion is stupid that way
  3. Imagine my dismay when I found out I'm only 6'1 with my shoes on.......I'm borderline 5'11 and it's the worst joke life has ever played on me. I still pass for 6'1 in mugshots, but when your 5'8 girlfriend says "nigga, you ain't 6'1" you have a choice to make......Do you kill her so she doesn't talk, or pipe her down so she remembers who daddy is.
  4. Welp, now I'm paranoid and itchy. Guess I'll take a Benadryl
  5. You have about 5-6 threads going right now.....I only posted in this one because a vanity search led me here today......You can lie to yourself but I the last thing I do is follow you around.......I like watching your threads tank. I'm not going to dodge you in anyone else's thread, but I'm not posting in your's until you bring me up like a lovesick puppy.
  6. You could always leave and go hang out in one of your threads with 5 replies.......Sounds like a good time to me.
  7. Nah, we are going to tie ourselves together and jump off the Statue of Liberty. You're not gonna cheat me/
  8. You dropped my name.....It's my business. Keep my name outcha mouth and this won't be a problem.
  9. Nope, you're last......We're going out as the first Jewish/Black mass murdering internet couple.
  10. If we're all here in 30 years, I'm going to make it a point to kill all of us.
  11. I'll have you remember, you brought me up in this thread insulting me for no reason. I just like to give you a little piss and vinegar to enjoy with your salt.
  12. Uh oh, dat'll show me
  13. No one takes Packard seriously, and no one in this thread has been acting more serious than you homeslice.
  14. Actually what you did was piss him off by sniffing out his agenda and exacerbated how stupidly he'll vie for his position.
  15. André Toulon

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    I fap to my own performances.....I really am that vain
  16. This thread automatically make me hate them
  17. André Toulon

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    Larry Flynt made his money off me, and the shit I fap to now isn't sanctioned by the FCC.......Or anyone.
  18. LOL, he's starting with the passive aggressive likies
  19. LOL, the $0.99 energy knockoff that makes your anus bleed? Most stores won't even carry that shit.....I only see it when I buy cigarrillos on the shitty side of town.
  20. Welcome to the world's reaction to Steven Universe.
  21. D'aawwwwww, someone is mad I didn't accept her phone call
  22. Jingo liking anything is an automatic -4.......You shouldn't be proud of his brand of passive aggressive pussing out with likes. I don't even know who that other person is, but good for you.....Go champ. But since you are equating likes to validity, my post to you got 4 likes.....So I guess in your world, I win.
  23. Freaked out? What are you even talking about......Why would I freak out about you checking into a hotel. I told you after that time you didn't show up I wasn't booking you anymore rooms because I leave them on my card until you show up and you fucked me, so not only did I pay the deposit I got hit with an employee no show. I did book you another one after that, but that was because you begged and promised to show up. Not that it matters because I don't stay in Comfort Inns as it is, so IDGAF if they stop me from booking rooms....I'm just not going to let you be the reason why.
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