André Toulon

I got $10 says you farted while typing this

LOL, I like how you waited until exactly now to post

You're a grown man too lazy to clean up after himself......You couldn't kill yourself if you tried....Too fucking lazy.

He left the heroin in the casino bathroom when he ODed

What time do you usually get up?

How dare the cut my hours. Now I'm going to have to weasle my way in to more hours so I can make a thread about working too much.

Actually, Perfect Cell is my spirit bug. He's such a douchebag.

It is time

Oh no, did we miss another shitty picture of something stupid.....How will we ever move on.

Why are you like this

God....Damnit....Napa

SEE!!!! This shit....this shit right here is why you can't get laid.

I'm not you

I want buttercream but I doubt this is butter cream....I took mine to go so I can eat it after I.....Do some gardening.

The cake gods have smiled upon me....It's my Nephew's birthday.....I'm in a great mood now

No wonder you were so wrong about cabbage....Your palate is toejam in a diaper.

You would fail the placement test.....Pretty sure that's impossible, but the stupid shit you say makes me think you can pull it off

Fuck you and everything you stand for

I just want one slice but I don't think it's anyone's BD.....So the only other option is to go buy one.....But I don't want a whole cake. Being high sucks sometimes

No, I definitely agree.....I would have no idea what a Miku was is it were not for him

I can't confirm where the terminology originated, but if the gloves come off in boxing, you forfeit.

I seriously can't believe we are talking about the same thing......

W....Wh....WHAT!!!! I mean I know you're trying to tapdance around being poor but this makes no sense at all.....Like you think I won't go back and be able to identify when you became contextually dishonest. What you said and what you're trying to pretend you said are COMPLETELY different things.

It took you thirty years to establish disposable income? I would feel soooo bad for you if you weren't such a soggy wet douche that wants to paint this impoverished lifestyle as winning.