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André Toulon

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  1. Wait, Packard thinks Stilgar is a girl?.....So since he also thinks I'm Stilgar, does that mean he also thinks I'm a girl? I wonder if I'm pretty.
  2. LMAO, pensions aren't going to keep you alive in a home owner climate.....You will die owing rent.....Good job, Dr.
  3. OK, gotcha. I forget you have the luxury of just saying fuck it and moving
  4. Good, you understand that someone who makes $200 dollar more than you makes shit
  5. Like what....I mean perhaps I'm not up to your standards but I've lived well even in the deep south.....If you just want to live in a notably extravagant location, just say so....You can live like a boss anywhere....Even Mexico. You have lame excuses for what you are.
  6. I cleared 17k working for 8.50 back in 2002....Granted, I made some overtime. I wasn't on this assumed 14 buck salary.
  7. LMAO. You can't afford to pay a mortgage, land tax and utilities
  8. Rhetorical question, the answer is shit.
  9. I believe you....How much does a head janitor make. No chance she's part of the elite there. She watching other people mop.
  10. He also has a dipshit brother to sign off on a major purchases he can abandon in 7 years without toting any of the debt load....He's found his sucker
  11. You'za a broke bitch and people a third your age consider your living conditions to be pure shit....You've wasted you life and in reality I know you cry yourself to sleep knowing you'll possibly be faced with another waking day of slum trudgery. The fact that you come here to grasp at non-existent straws amuses the shit out of me.
  12. No, because he IS the landlady....Squatter's make up their own stories in their head.
  13. Truth is, I always will believe this socially awkward thing is just a different spin on the ramen noodle joke.
  14. I do that all the time because after bagging, loading, transporting, and unloading your own groceries, that trip back for a quarter just seems like a huge fuck it. Even if the person is way across the parking lot, I just yell "NEED A CART" and they'll come get it.
  15. You missed his first attempt at making a steak....Completely indistinguishable from anything edible.
  16. I don't know who told you that....Every cat that participated in homosexual activity while incarcerated and got outta prison where I'm from is still gay as fuck....They are just usually too dangerous and often huge to make it an issue.
  17. Ah see....I used to wonder about your posts. You just don't know anything and your ability to assess a situation for what it actually is complete shit. It's none of those things unless you think getting your quarter back after you shop is a purchase and you consider 2 dozen eggs, bulk.
  18. It's a shitty, made up construct.
  19. Brock, no....Patrick Warburton, yes
  20. Nope, you're a dude....Only women get to switch....Dudes are gay for life, no matter how they change.
  21. Like Hot links and pickle hot sausages from the corner store
  22. I would burn though this tiny troll doll guido like reggie weed in 1993
  23. I prefer hot sausage, but I'm a shaft man.
  24. Eye of the beholder, man....I mean I've never say her as attractive, but I can see where someone could be attracted to her.....Especially in the beta male world we exist in. I find Kathy Griffin fuckable.....Not hot by any means, but If I could sew her lips shut, she could get it. I have a weird chubby for Ellen.....Like I feel her wonkydonk personality quite alluring despite her sexual preference. I find Snooky cute....So yeah, there's that.
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