André Toulon

Surely you jest?

No....I got some from Braums. Not bad but only a 7 minute round trip

I'm not worried about porn....Delete all the info that associates me with this place

I dunno man....International girls will find you exotic and there's no telling how quickly you'll get manhandled because they won't fully understand your failure to engage isn't just a language barrier.

My son had a bit of game....He got up and got fly on Valentines day in hopes of giving this girl a gift before some other boy beat him to it....Had me drop him off early just so he could win....But he's eight. I wonder if this will carry over in to puberty because my son is also an avid Pokemon and Dragon Ball fan....So I figure this can go either way.

You're not perpetually failing at talking to the opposite sex, so this really had nothing to do with you.

I think a lot of them actually joined ASMB when they were like 12, so they never had that sweet spot in their lives where they actually wanted to get their junk slapped around

You must write for Family Guy

It's not my go to, but Chex ain't bad.....Kix.....That's a terrible cereal.

Almost an hour round trip, but in the words of Patton Oswalt. 'the bud I got left it's parents back on Krypton' and I want to feed it something incredibly decadent.

Like flu/cold sick or out of weed sick?

It's better than spam imo, but I friggin adore sardines.....Smoked and in oil

Nope, whipped cream like a goddamned boss.

I make a mean cup of hot chocolate....Fuck yo nice tea.

Maybe not, but I have nothing going on for the rest of the day so I'm optimistic.

I guess because we had them so much when I was little, I developed a lifelong habit of eating them from time to time.....They essentially are terrible, but I frigging love em.

You will get Vienna sausages and fucking like it.

Rice....Fuck corn chex

I was not prepared for this thread.

I've never had a sugar mama per se but when I was in college I was shacking up with the local weed lady who was 15 years my senior.......She bought me a lot of stuff and I always smoked good.

I thought it was an afro until I saw a bigger version of it

Lies....I ruled the kudos

Tess meh now

People who feel like they are the weed kings with grams....Stop it.