Wait, you have that....We need to play asap...We're PSN friends...We don't need no FB.
I just didn't add you on FB because your lady friend doesn't like me and before I knew she was yours, I would drunkenly push up on her....Makes me feel like a dick.
But we need to play.
I have no idea why when you tell people, especially coworkers, that you have a problem with alcohol, they want to test that shit.....We had a couple of beers at lunch....I got a 5th of vodka in my trunk.....This is their fault.
Yeah, she's gonna call you to see if you wanna go with her while she gets her nails done.....She's gonna want to talk about the guy she fucked last night after you "Went your separate ways"