André Toulon

Brownies or no deal....Dafuq I want with candy. They give that shit away for free at the bank.

STFU Ghostrek

Ruben. Mine would be poboy

Oh I know. I couldn't unsee it.

See, that's something I didn't need to know about this dude.....I can't believe people still sport the bush

Sigh, sponges

Black slacks

No actually.....It's been pretty boss.

I hear sudden mood swings have lot to do with inadequacy.

Ugh, Scoobdogg no want frootlewps....SCOOB ANGRY, SCOOB RIP OWN HEAD OFF!!!!

No, quill sucks

This puts into perspective how old the internet is.....I forgot this ever existed. I mean I know the internet was around long before this, but this shit is oaf

no

I really don't wanna click that

Baby fever, ew

I will win a game of quiplash yet. The thing about survive the internet that I didn't get is why do you only get points for the "burn" and not the other thing... Fibbish is cool too....I didn't fully understnad I got points for making people believe the lie...I thought it was just to make the funniest lie.....I need to pay closer attention to the rules but when I'm bored I multitask and get distracted.

I'm currently trying to find a new dentist. I haven't had one since I moved here that I liked, and the search is forcing me out of town....I went and saw this guy a week or so ago and he was the worst. I went in for 0ne problem that he ignored and tried to schedule me for a root canal on a tooth that doesn't even hurt or anything. I got a problem in the front, I am in no way worried about my back teeth....I know I grind them, that's not why I'm here.

Sounds like some of our users.

He looks like an aging lesbian

Best troll ever.

That's not going to make a very good plumbus

Well, now that I think about it....I do kinda want to go see Disco one day.

Nah, I get it.....I tried to be the guy that got close to internet people but it's not for me....I don't even like the people I know in real life, I have 0 real intention on ever making any real connections....Except TotallyRad, she's pretty cool but we just happen to live in the same town.....I not making any real effort otherwise unless I just happen to be in your area. Then I'll be happy to get whoever drunk.

I deleted all the social media I have except the FB account you're on.....The internet is poison and it took me almost 20 years to figure that out. I don't think you're scared of animal and shit.....I live in a pretty populated area....I drove until I saw woods and just walked.....Will I get maimed by a bobcat....Maybe, but it was so much more satisfying than looking at other people's retarded statuses. I'm here now because, ya know, I can't just walk off into the woods atm but I forgot how good shit was before I was in a void of useless stimulus.

What about black dick