André Toulon

Someone please take tagging from this motherfucker

Jesus Christ this took forever to find

I actually like the in between show with the animals more....God, why can't I remember the name, I had all their comics too just like garfield......Anyway, I loved roys insult song to orson....If it played right now I'd bet I'd remember every lyric one it got started. The only part I remember now is "You're faaaaaaaaaaaaat, you're piiiiiiiiiiiink, and worst of all YOU STIIIIIIINK" god that cracked me up as a kid and later as a 17 year old pothead. In fact, I'm gonna go look for it now

Wow, you went full dyslexia with this one....."was" just has too few letters to fuck up correctly I guess. I mean you could have added an h and spelled it whas....At least then it wouldn't be so obvious.

LOL, she edited it

You're a moron

A 30 dollar upgrade....Splurged on the ol' trip I see.

Bitch please

Is there where you ordered the body pillow with the little boy's face in your avatar

ITT, slob vies for attention

Nah, it's a Chinese hair store hat.....I don't even think it had tags on the inside. Like I would be surprised if there weren't little Asian kids in the back making them.

I've seen too many people in real life sporting their mustache like this and I am extremely bothered by that.

Drunk

ITT, old man caught talking to his shoes

This weird combination of relief and contempt.....I hate trying to talk to a mutual middle ground, finally get to one and remember some shit I should have said later so now it's no longer middle ground.

I thought this said bearded gecko and was like he must mean bearded dragon, then I clicked the threead only to find out to my dismay that I can't read

You have to read sponges shit before you can post it....If you post any of your incomprehensible bullshit without reviewing the spongefics, I will have it removed.

She was in 2nd grade.....A criteria is literally showing up

I always find these threads the hardest to troll....Like when she wants to pat herself on the back for her child's accomplishment, it's more sad than anything else. Like she will leech off anything. I can see her in 20 years while her emotionally handicapped daughter toils at a local call center. "Madison, you know the only reason you have this "great" job is because I bought you My Baby Can Read when you were an infant. Pay mommy's phone bill"

If you're talking to me, I'm here for the day but I live in OK......Which still....Dead body

I'm not in Dallas....I'm in McKinney right now

LOL, I like how she throws someone else under the bus without batting an eye

*Buddyroe likes this*

She lives life the same way she played Little Big Planet with me.....Died at the first jump, I did half the stage alone and when I reach the next respawn point she jumps out the spawn hole like "I DID IT"