André Toulon

Moar Zeni plz

Spanish teacher in 7th grade....She was an elderly woman who used to walk around with a thermos all the time which we all speculated was full of liquor. Some days she was an angry bitch, others she would just sit at her desk and smile.....I think we finally drove her nuts since she made no announcement she was retiring or whatever and just didn't return the next year. Oh shit, and then there was the ISS "teacher"......About 3 years after I graduated, my mom got me a job as a lunacy officer......Meaning I guarded the locked room at the hospital for patients being transported to Sand Hill. One day I showed up and they told me who was in there....She looked so broken, but they said it was related to her husband....Not her job.

Preacher's daughter.....She barely ever talked....She just liked having sex and would give the weirdest hints like poking her straw in and out of her drink cup while staring at me......She grew up to be normal (or at least seems normal now) but at 22, she was weird.

Oh, so we're talking about things we'd do to other users if we were there?......Nah, I better not.

Goddammit Zeni, I wanted to come in here and prop you up, but what did you do to that tie.....That's not an alpha tie man....You gotta fix that.

I'll bet you still have all the imaginary information about it though......I'm sure a homeless, opiate using, gambling minority had something to do with it.

Watch them Freudian slips

What's a while to you

I'll eat either but it's not my preferred potato form.....I'll take baked over anything.

You say it's 9:30.....Follow that with I'm already awake......You do get that in the series of words, the context is that you were awake at 9:30, not at the appointment....Especially if the appointment was at 9. So you've created a confusing post just so you could correct people when your shitty means of expressing yourself is leaves no clue to the added parts of the story later.

I mean......I.....It's lik......How do yo......z. What the fuck are you.

I think someone seeing you Mary Lou Retton into a dumpster for what you consider collectibles would influence their decision more

Good job, it's only taken you twice as long as it should have....You'll be put in a home before you can buy one. Well, I think you have to have loved ones before you can be "put" in a home.....You'll likely die on a bus ride enroute to your apartment.

Probably from carrying you

Exactly this....So weird

He doesn't carry trash for a living.

Unless you're a mountain man living off the grid, this is called failure.

Just lol at all of this....You're 60 and planing for your "future".....It's like running a red light and stopping in the middle of an intersection.

Nab obviously got his hands on some good weed

I've eaten shrimp religiously all my life and I've never seen anyone actually eat the heads.....I've seen them floating in some people's gumbo, but you don't eat them. This is new on me and we use to have huge live shrimp boils all the time.

Here is the very first derail to this thread....By the fucktard OP himself.

Just because you've accepted failure doesn't mean a way to preserve food is a luxury......Next you'll be saying food is a luxury.....Just because your food is inedible.

So you have no idea what your own thread is about, and how you've continuously derailed it in hopes people forget the stupid shit you've said previously.....I can't wait until this thread is about poorly cooked food.

The non-setuitur hole just keeps getting deeper and you've yet to accomp[lish anything other than looking like a tool.

Ah, look at that....A new auction has stated, the "1" bid is suddenly back, and still....It hasn't been sold to this one imaginary guy who is willing to pay over cost. A shrewd one this seller is lmao. EDIT. Looks like the original auction was just updating......So we'll see what happens in 8 hours when the auction closes and the product is still there.