André Toulon

LMAO.....No, Susan just wanted to fuck and I'm actually kinda glad I missed that boat. I'm legit stuck on some retarded ex shit. I've made peace with that.....Because I'm drunk. Do ou know what a fireball fart smells like. I don't even want to be in my house right now.

Too late

FUCK YES....Welcome home bae

It's a cry for help but I refuse to stop

Got drunk, just woke up....Thinking about getting drunk again

Yes....You are the least special person because of this thread.

Meh, white rap beef. Stupidest shit ever

Love is bullshit. Fuck a girl that just likes you for you being you and don't try to attach that love bullshit to her. Just letting you know, it's not the 50s and bitches can make more money than you.

I thought it was gonna equal Trump....I don't know who this tool in the bottom pic is

This oddly sounds like you tried to get head from a coin collector and now you want to see a professional. I only know what a numismatist is because of an old Josie and the Pussycat's comic.....I have no idea what that thing in the title is, but still sounds like someone who gives head.

Plus I don't recall saying they do nothing for me...I'm just more attracted to ass and thighs, but if we're talking porn, tits are great.

Asian

Well, I almost made it through the night without masturbating.

I'm too cold to be cool.

It's steeping....you don't noodle correctly

You are such a fucking tool

LOL, this is an old thread and I was about to post the exact same thing again.

Yeah, it's easier than trying to make sense of it....But if that name is permed I don't know what I'll call him now.

I pride myself on this, so thanks.

Funny thing is the first time I saw her pic I told her I wanted to fuck her.....I had no idea she had a man, and this was back during her fat days and she could still get it....Her eyes are amazing. well they were but now that I know she fucks with LB I just let it go. She kinda cute sometime tho. Still a bitch.

Hush, snowbunny

Tequila is like the only form of alcohol I've ever The aftertaste is just sickening.....But if it's late in the night after drinking other shit I won't notice it.

I cooked steaks earlier, and I put one up for after I swill down 12-18 beers later.

I'll be home in an hour or so....I hope I can get a round or 2 in. I would play on my phone but I don't wanna.