André Toulon

He looks like an aging lesbian

Best troll ever.

That's not going to make a very good plumbus

Well, now that I think about it....I do kinda want to go see Disco one day.

Nah, I get it.....I tried to be the guy that got close to internet people but it's not for me....I don't even like the people I know in real life, I have 0 real intention on ever making any real connections....Except TotallyRad, she's pretty cool but we just happen to live in the same town.....I not making any real effort otherwise unless I just happen to be in your area. Then I'll be happy to get whoever drunk.

I deleted all the social media I have except the FB account you're on.....The internet is poison and it took me almost 20 years to figure that out. I don't think you're scared of animal and shit.....I live in a pretty populated area....I drove until I saw woods and just walked.....Will I get maimed by a bobcat....Maybe, but it was so much more satisfying than looking at other people's retarded statuses. I'm here now because, ya know, I can't just walk off into the woods atm but I forgot how good shit was before I was in a void of useless stimulus.

What about black dick

Someone please take tagging from this motherfucker

Jesus Christ this took forever to find

I actually like the in between show with the animals more....God, why can't I remember the name, I had all their comics too just like garfield......Anyway, I loved roys insult song to orson....If it played right now I'd bet I'd remember every lyric one it got started. The only part I remember now is "You're faaaaaaaaaaaaat, you're piiiiiiiiiiiink, and worst of all YOU STIIIIIIINK" god that cracked me up as a kid and later as a 17 year old pothead. In fact, I'm gonna go look for it now

Wow, you went full dyslexia with this one....."was" just has too few letters to fuck up correctly I guess. I mean you could have added an h and spelled it whas....At least then it wouldn't be so obvious.

LOL, she edited it

You're a moron

A 30 dollar upgrade....Splurged on the ol' trip I see.

Bitch please

Is there where you ordered the body pillow with the little boy's face in your avatar

ITT, slob vies for attention

Nah, it's a Chinese hair store hat.....I don't even think it had tags on the inside. Like I would be surprised if there weren't little Asian kids in the back making them.

I've seen too many people in real life sporting their mustache like this and I am extremely bothered by that.

Drunk

ITT, old man caught talking to his shoes

This weird combination of relief and contempt.....I hate trying to talk to a mutual middle ground, finally get to one and remember some shit I should have said later so now it's no longer middle ground.

I thought this said bearded gecko and was like he must mean bearded dragon, then I clicked the threead only to find out to my dismay that I can't read

You have to read sponges shit before you can post it....If you post any of your incomprehensible bullshit without reviewing the spongefics, I will have it removed.