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André Toulon

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  1. every time
  2. You couldn't have gotten groceries anyway....No shoes, no shirt, no service.
  3. Fuggz can't leave because my sack is surgically attached to her mouth, and Phillies can't leave because his entire body is atrophied.
  4. That's the thing about Metroid...You go EVERYWHERE.....Just keep making holes in shit, you'll get there soon
  5. I asked her to find me a Nintendo 64....She did that....But now she's like I can't fucking play it because all I do is play video games. She doesn't seem to understand. I will let you go behind a video game......Nintendo has never broken my heart....Bitches do
  6. Idiot following doesn"t make you a genius....I'm not gonna give him a crown because retards, present company excluded, find his work great.
  7. No idea who that is and not sure if I'm interested......Say his name again later today when I'm really bored.
  8. Wiseau is he worst thing to ever happen.....There is a point where being terrible ironically is just plain being terrible....I'll respect the hustle, but I'm not going to give him credit for being talented.
  9. I've somehow wound up with six kids.....So just left the air park and about to order pizza....After that, fuck em.
  10. Sigh, so you plan on laying the groundwork for pretending to be about to go on a spree so we will shower you with pity and attention.....Your ass ain't going outside and you can't get either for 40 bucks so save this shit.
  11. Bruce Willis can't read...I've seen him act.
  12. Can she be forced to eat my half instead....In pennies.
  13. I made up the name fuggz....She went by fugglesss
  14. First we gotta get you to shave the beard.....The top hat will be easy
  15. Fatty to Batty
  16. You should really try this pinkish sprite I have
  17. That little asian kid....That sounds about right
  18. Pillars shaking makes me think of An Indiana Jones movies, but I don't remember any trucks being stolen
  19. Eh, I saw a time skip video of a tarantula shedding it's skin....Fucking awful
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