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André Toulon

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  1. DONGS
  2. I would give this guy the nod if he hadn't stolen this.
  3. Nah, puchline was too obvious....I can't back this one.
  4. I only have a fake FB left....Social media is useless to an alpha...That's sheep shit.
  5. I was gonna put a disclaimer but it's funnier if I don't. https://quillette.com/2018/07/18/i-was-a-female-incel/
  6. He's A talentless schlub who fell ass backwards into relevance.
  7. I do too, Crawfish, snails and grasshoppers a delicious....I don't like spiders. I've stomped a snake to death...I've walked by a few alligators without it looking twice....I caught a bat with my bare hands. Spiders are evil.
  8. Is this one of those incels I've been hearing about?
  9. ......Ok. Interesting but I'm not sure what this has to do with the rogue spider that is keeping me from the caffeine I don't even want.
  10. I'll never know if there is a bug in it....But there is a Spider web around the box and I give no fucks to find out any further info. Even when I move from here, that fucking machine will stay
  11. This is either hyperbole or you really shouldn't drink anything that device produces. I'm dead ass serious. I got a Kurig in my garage but I saw a spider web around it so It'll stay there forever. I don't drink coffee....It was a gift and it's still in the box.....And it will be.
  12. Ew, I never thought about mastu....You know what....I'm sorry. This conversation is going down a road I'm not prepared to travel and that's my fault. I don't think before I speak and I would like to refrain now. Please let me out.
  13. No one wants to do it later....Now he'll be the kid with the weird dick until he gets older and finds an ex hooker who appreciates all dicks.
  14. Do you know what any words are?
  15. It has spiders in it....It is now a spidercase....Don't you go outside, don't you know anything about the wrold. If you ever need it painted I think I know a guy.
  16. The orderlies are in the institution's library and he's not allowed to curse because they might see it and strap him down for a few days.
  17. Couldn't find what you painted called a DVD case anywhere, huh so that's all you got.....Some limp attempt at a dig. I guess you're just too dumb to know you're dumb
  18. That's literally just a cabinet. No once calls that a DVD case. NO ONE. It's like if you put socks in a cabinet and called it a sock case. When people say DVD case they are talking about either this \ or this. How you can drum up the audacity to call anyone who isn't one other particular user here retarded is nothing short of amazing and hilarious.
  19. Are you cut and if you are do you wish your dick looked like a prolapsed anus.
  20. No, I'm the rude one and I rarely change
  21. Nah, I just have a bunch of accounts from females. If thry like you enough, they let you keep watching even if you don't really talk to them anymore.
  22. ....Not even sure what you're asking. This thread was started by GeeGee...Da Explosions. Keep up.
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