André Toulon

Ah, I see the janitor is arguing with the professionals....Whether it be banking, construction, electronics or even just odor, he will be there to look like an imbecile for our entertainment

HBD, bruh Wait, wait.....Sawdy and Pacman have the same birthday?

ITT...Literally a clown singing off key

Exclusively....It's a talent to make yourself feel smaller than the people you tried to make small. Only in irl tho..... I mean every mean and hateful thing I say here

He was supposed to find it on his own Stilgar.

I was bored at work and since this folder is in the main I couldn't help but troll it. I'm gonna make more later. They are all in fun, Only making stories of users I like, no worries about me actin' bad

Oh I guess you're announcing the halloween emojis....I never would have known

That must be one of those tufftex balloons or whatever trigun goes on about

ANd racist stereotypes, but it's the best she can do.....Being a musty cunt can't be easy.

OMG, this bitch is hilarious.....The oldest text in my phone is from August. How sad is your life that you hold on to shit like this.

every time

You couldn't have gotten groceries anyway....No shoes, no shirt, no service.

Fuggz can't leave because my sack is surgically attached to her mouth, and Phillies can't leave because his entire body is atrophied.

That's the thing about Metroid...You go EVERYWHERE.....Just keep making holes in shit, you'll get there soon

ok

I asked her to find me a Nintendo 64....She did that....But now she's like I can't fucking play it because all I do is play video games. She doesn't seem to understand. I will let you go behind a video game......Nintendo has never broken my heart....Bitches do

Idiot following doesn"t make you a genius....I'm not gonna give him a crown because retards, present company excluded, find his work great.

Wow....what a hack

No idea who that is and not sure if I'm interested......Say his name again later today when I'm really bored.

Wiseau is he worst thing to ever happen.....There is a point where being terrible ironically is just plain being terrible....I'll respect the hustle, but I'm not going to give him credit for being talented.

I came here to say this

I've somehow wound up with six kids.....So just left the air park and about to order pizza....After that, fuck em.

Sigh, so you plan on laying the groundwork for pretending to be about to go on a spree so we will shower you with pity and attention.....Your ass ain't going outside and you can't get either for 40 bucks so save this shit.

Bruce Willis can't read...I've seen him act.

Can she be forced to eat my half instead....In pennies.