André Toulon

Nothing will happen

I've heard of them....I guess it's eggs and some Mexican shit.....That said

Off topic, but I had a subscription to a European porn mag called Spunk....Never paid for it, I just used to randomly send in those little tear tags in other porn mags and send them in with the "bill me" option checked and they were the only ones dumb enough to send it sans payment. It used to show up in a plain brown envelope and my mom just handed it to me like my subscriptions to EGM, Nintendo Power and Game Pro. I don't recall ever getting a bill for it because it would have had my name on it.....I just had free British poon showing up for months.....Considering I was underage, they never would have collected anyway....That's how I got out of paying Columbia House. My sister had me write a letter informing them I was underage and could not enter into such a contract and they went away.

I'm not even the least convinced this will even be considered but I'll ask anyway. Any chance we can get theme music applied to our profile pages....I was thinking about this a week or so ago when that Myspace thread popped up but if I don't post shit that minute I'll forget all about it. Anyway, can we have nice/annoying things.

I wanted to get all of my teeth filed down and replaced with gold. It was common back in the 90s-2000s where I'm from but I just could never bring myself to do it....Mostly because I used to hear a lot of girls say dudes with slugs (real gold teeth, not grills) breath stinks.....Something about the tooth decaying inside the gums or whatever, yet They was always with them. I saw a pic of one of the older dudes from the hood that we all looked up to....He's like 60 now with a mouth full of slugs. He looks like an idiot. Also gauges in my ears...Not even slightly sure why I wanted those but I don't even wear regular earrings anymore. I would be stuck with that shit forever.....I don't think tats really count unless they are on your face, but I never had a desire to do that. I did have an eyebrow ring for a bit, but that was only because my sister wanted one and was being a whole girl about it so I did it first so she'd feel better. It took me forever to figure out how to get that thing out....Other pierced people tried to tell me how and even do it themselves but it was like that ball in it wouldn't budge. . Also glad I never got the cock ring....I didn't want it, but the kid's mother was on some bullshit at one point and thought it would be awesome.....I will mutilate almost any part of m body but my junk.....I've zipped it up before....No fun.

It's cool....I'm about to have chicken wings and birthday cake for breakfast.

Toss some of that shit my way, pimin'

I think he kinda has to.

Who asked you?

Because it barks a lot but never bites?

Welp...There goes my interest.

This would be cute if I wasn't convinced you are exactly this sad

I don't remember you being particularly funny yesterday....What posts got you a bunch of reacts....I remember a pic of you with a dog....That's usually good for a solid 10 at least but I may not have paid much attention since I spent most of the late evening on Twitch

If Zeni said this it would be DF'd with the quickness

I already did it once....Which is more than most people get. And yes, it would have been much shorter to say HBD but fuck that, I have principals.

wat

Dear god....I hope I never get this high.

What and whatys

Well it's not like anyone would know, Incognegro....So later better than never.

I seriously thought it would stop and we would get to play later but it's not gonna happen

Camel muff

Actually, the library here put the homeless people who hang out there because they can't kick them out for reading to work. So yes, nerds and homeless people.

Happy Birthday Sorce....This is now a Sorce Bday thread.

If it's not a king cake, it's nowhere near too sweet.

Thank you for the Juco history lesseon.....My name has deep Germanic roots....