André Toulon

She fucked up your eyebrows

Didn't know there was a thread for this....I've been wanting to talk about this for weeks but couldn't bring myself to make a thread for it. So here's the cynic's analysis. From worst to best (imo) Alternate Histories- I mean, it was comical but anything that uses Hitler as it's jumpoff just kinda feel hackneyed to me....Better than most shit on TV these days, but definitely bottom tier in an anthology as great as this Ice Age- It's a story that's been told over countless forms of media and there were no big surprises...Couple that with some wooden live action and I feel I could have went to my own fridge and made a sandwich instead Fish Night- Eh, While the part with the fish was beautiful, the rest of it looked like a F2P PS3 game....Not to mention the story started nowhere and didn't really take you anywhere from that point. "oops, radiator is shot....Let's talk about how this place was once covered in water and foreshadow the obvious". When the Yogurt took over- While I appreciate the thinly veiled social commentary, it seemed short and glossed over a lot of details. Helping Hand- One of the more visually stunning works in the series, and I kept wondering how she was gonna save herself....But ultimately...It was kiiiiiinda boring. The Dump- I mean it was heavily telegraphed what was going to happen, but it was interesting enough that the old coot stalled the health inspector or whatever long enough for Otto to show up....Like, it's a fucking Junkyard....Where the fuck was Otto anyway? Zima Blue- Seems to be a crowd favorite here, but I didn't find it that enthralling...Passable but definitely not on the top of my list. Suits- I didn't love it and I didn't hate it....It was just a straight down the middle mechs VS bugs story...Nothing notable to really focus on. Shape Shifters- Excellent CGI, but I'm just a little disappointed in the final fight....I mean I don't know what I expected but I wanted more....Still, from here on out I think I enjoyed the rest of the episodes a lot more. Blindspot- I really liked this one....I always enjoy where the criminals are viewed as the protagonists....But I have to admit....Despite how dark the rest of the series is.....I totally expected the happy ending. Sucker of Souls.....While I wasn't a fan of the animation style, I completely loved the conflict with Dracula....The team was mostly fearless....Even in the face of danger the fought it out. I was really thinking they would find more cats....But nope, more vamps. Good Hunting- I really liked this one because it took a direction I didn't expect....While I figured it would be something like the fox chick seeking revenge on the monk dudes, it evolved into what we all saw. Some Deus Machina shit with sexual assault....Definitely one of the mor satisfying episodes. The Secret War- This one also had great CGI and would possibly be closer to the top if it hadn't come at the end....By that time I was kinda ready for it to be over, and the Russian army and demon summoning thing reminded me a lot of Hellsing and the Germans. Lots of action, and the father/son reveal kinda gave it a heart....Not to mention those dudes fighting their hearts out. Like I said, wish I saw it earlier. Aquila RIft- Interesting story, and you almost sympathise with the parasite in that it says it cares for it's victims....Not wanting them to see what's actually happening to them....Because it's not gonna stop....BUt if you're going to be devoured...At least enjoy it. I really wish I could have seen the other 2 crew member's faux worlds. Lucky 13- Look, I don;t think you can appreciate this one unless you were attached to a vehicle at some point.....It reminded me of how much I loved my Monte Carlo. I really like how the ship almost seemed alive in that it waited until the enemy was all next to it before the self destruct too effect. The Witness- titties Sonnie's Edge- First in the series and it was a complete delight from beginning to end.....Bad ass chick won't fold up for the rich asshole, meets dickhead opponent, kills his shitty monster, collects her bag. Then the twist.....which then becomes a tweest.....Really, I think I would have put it a bit deeper in the series because every episode had to live up to this one and frankly, it was a tall order to fill. 3 Robots- Fanfuckingtastic.....Despite the trip down Nabraniel lane, the rest of it was just a whimsical look at how someone or something that didn't have the "pleasure" of inhabiting the Earth with humans would see us.....The body hanging in the gym kinda bothered me....Like what happened that day that hanging yourself in gym class was a working solution....I mean it's not like a nuke hit by surprise, so what happened there. And it confirms what I've always believed...Cats can fucking talk and they are devious as fuck.

Oh, I stopped at the pull troops/strengthen troops thing....I just quit there.

Refer to my 19th century post immediately after his reply

Happy ending?

Jesus ass.

Uhhh...Yeah.

Well you'll get a lot of votes for being policey.

So you're going to run on the 19th century virgin ticket? Bold move.

You don't have a first lady.....

Vacuum is one of those words that was created to fuck with you

I saw that and want to believe it's real....That said....I'm about to head home and make steaks for tonight.

Oh ok....cool.

Butts tend to be nice on their own, and each has it's own personality depending on the saunter of the individual. Boobs don't do too much irl unless the individual is purposely showing them off or doing some sort of activity.

I don't even know where they see this....But my eyes are pretty streamlined in my browsing....I don't look in these corners and margins often.

....Are you having trouble finding the tab that allows you to do it or having trouble making images and links show up.

I just go WOOOOOO!!!! a lot....So it wasn't me.

Use rubbing alcohol....Don't be a pussy

I had to scroll up...3 likes?......You're queefing over 3 likes. Flaccid as fuck.

Whatever....I don't care.

I don't control what other people do....We were having a conversation. I tuned the notifications for likes off last night so I didn't even know anyone reacted to it.

Oh....I never paid this thread much attention. So I can just come in here and bitch...That's cool.

you don't have to capitalize when you enter your SN on the log in.

It was a question, not a suggestion