André Toulon

Bumpers.

You've never done LSD or shrooms.

I got a bunch of friends from back home on the Derrick FB, but I only remember about 25% of them.

You got labeled a long time ago to be that guy that fucks with people behind the screen.....The fact is you almost never contribute anything and stay in character is what makes people angry. So once that ball gets rolling you're all kinds of pedos and Elliots and shit people most likely don't even believe but have bought the idea of and refuse to abandon it.....But I guess you haven't abandoned the character so it's just the same song and dance But this seems to be this hill you've chosen so no reason for me to talk you out of it.

I stopped telling people HBD on their FB walls because I hate when my birthday rolls around, and you get to tell like the first 10 or so people thank you, but you log off and come back, then you have 200 notifications and you're not going to look at all of the (well, I'm not) and if someone made a really thought out post, you'll just never know. So you jerks are the only people online that get HBDs from me.

Wut? that doesn't even sound good....*googles* So...It's rice? No thanks, but Pho sounds go....I think that'll work. What kinda pizza you getting.

Not getting drunk, I just puked up my 3 day bender in the parking lot.....Finally, now I can eat.

Definitely can't stomach pizza today.....Trying to figure out what my tummy can tolerate.

I could swear I got a notification for your birthday a few days ago though.

OK produces almost 50% of the NFL.....These mothfuckers are big.

Haven't seen him since we played APEX like 4 days ago.

6 Tall for Louisiana, short for Oklahoma

It didn't matter earlier, but it seems like I can't post there.....Not that I need to....Just wondering.

I've never had Spotify because I pirate most of my music......And I have Hulu but some chick pays for it.

I haven't followed wrestling since maybe 2002.....It got gimmicky.....More than it already was, but I hear it's gotten better. I have the WWE channel on my PS4 but haven't watched it.

Batista is my second favorite wrestler after Goldberg.....Goldberg is a monster. But if we are sharing celeb experiences, I talked to Jaime Foxx at Paul Pierce day in Compton for about 30 minutes without ever even realizing who he was. I thought he was just some dude boring me with his story of how he lost his favorite earring that he later found stuck under his shoe until my cousin, who was coaching asked what did me and Jaime Foxx talked about that whole time. We went to dinner later. Also Met Paul Pierce, but that mas much less interesting,

Nope, I'm Buddy

I know I'm subscribed to one of them, but you mighta mentioned a ban a while ago so I'm probably not subbed if you have a new one

Change my name pls

Spammed

May I be Perfect Cell

Nevermind

Don't do that....Because that's usually some version of what's called the Casa de Grande here....Which is a nice burrito, some clean ass tacos and a bunch of shit you don't even want like fried Pork and a limon' chicken breast......Just order 2 good things.