André Toulon

LOL

I would send you some quotes, but then you'll just act ornery and tap out.....I'd rather just let you have a good day.

That's the way I feel when you champion racists but I don't get all uppity about it. And defense....You mean defense.

LOL, triggered

Not today Sandstone

No....You're not. He'll get some pussy one day

Shut up ghostie.

People who meme but can't spell infuriate me.

I can't find the video of the little girl doing this...It tickles the shit out of me.

wtf lol

I too had some bomb ass weed.

You don't know my life.

She's hardly relevant in the food world. I'd fuck with Paula Dean before Rachael just because she's fat and won't own it. PD might be racist but the bitch will put butter in a martini, and I respect that.

He didn't answer....Just sent a text saying "wow, what am I doing with my life"

If you don't want them, I know a guy who does.....Let me pretend to call him

Women would be obsolete

Taint Chafe Yeah...That's my band

STFU...You'll be here bitching about how "Birtday dindt turn out wheel"

It's funny....I asked him this same thing in DF a while ago

I normally don't watch movies because I have a short attention span, but today I just cut myself off from the world and decided to smoke myself stupid so I have no desire to get up. It's not something I would choose to watch on my own....I made a copy for someone else and they were all "You gotta see it".....I never really intended to but here I am.

I've been watching movies/series all day and blowing pot.....Just finished Kung fu Hustle, and Watching Den of Thieves because it's on my SD card but I never watched it. If I'm still up after this, might watch some odd Hulu pick

I guess for you younger cats it seem weird and gross but before the internet, there was a game called show me your and I'll show you mine you played with the girl in the neighborhood.....Children have no inhibitions about these things but eventually the girls learn decorum...I guess from that maturing early thing. Boys, seeing as how the girls we used to innocently play with or beat up suddenly make it stiff we assume...."Ha, check this shit out now" and and this is where you find out where you stand on the penis hierarchy....Forever shunned or rumored about.....Usually this is created in middle school. By high school, we have come up with no new ideas so we just modify the one we had.....Instead of showing it to you, we would wear basket ball shorts and sweat pants....The cowboy kids just wore reeeeeeeeeeaaaaally tight jeans. NOW it's like I'm not showing it to you....If you see it, it's because you're looking.....And that's how teenage pregnancy happens in the South......... Wait, what was the question?

Nooooo, not Dick Dale!!!!! Just kidding....No idea who he was... I actually though that said the Def Tones at first and thought maybe....But nope...It doesn't say that.

How long do you think it'll take me not to ca...........Oops, done.