André Toulon

Well I wake up at 3am....I don't eat then and there....I am usually pretty hungry by 8 though....Still, sometimes I just say fuck it and wait until lunch.

Not mine...You got until December to get me something.

I'm so happy I'm not the oly one this happened to....It wasn't my bong though, it was one of my pipes....Usually when they get gunky, I just toss em and buy a new one.....But I really like this one so I got some pipe cleaners and some hot water and went to town.....Parts of it just crumbled like dust. Anyway, I bought a new one.

Loaded omelet, loaded hashbrowns and grits. Sometimes I like a waffle or pancakes but it's usually got to be requested by the kids for me to eat it. I generally eat lunch foods for breakfast unless I feel like going through all the trouble to cook all that shit I mentioned.

Oh forgot to add the pic

I can't say then.... @Admin_Raptorpat any ideas here.

You don't have this?

Oh ok....I guess Joanne's is a yarn store or something....I was thinking literal shit.

I actually think they look really cool....It's why their taste disappoints me. I also like the flat peas. Wait, I mean snow peas....I don't need the food vernacular gods to punish me again.

I feel like there is a joke to be made here, but I really don't care because I have a 5 hour ride and this definitely isn't enough weed.

Well she said underneath, and We can't change those...Just the one above....Which I guess she hasn't done anyway.

Well here we are....Meet me in DF and flex your newfound vagina in FFA. Doesn't matter to me.....But wait a sec, we're gonna go see what's popping in this gift shop real quick.....I mean I'm sure it sucks be we are bored as fuck. but you'll have ample chance to fellate me in a few.

Chunk's 6 MPH ass gettin wrecked on Shirley Temples.

I'm stuck at a cancer center 5 hours away from home for 2 more hours....But I don't want to get your thread DF'd....I sure I can find many more instances to draw my flies.

Let's see....Sawdy thread and a simpleton that didn't know what a Shirley Temple was decided to fuck with me.....Let the games begin......Sissy force 3, be sure to come to her aid.

Cran/voddy But I don't really care for bar liquor.....I can piss in my own vodka.

That sounds even worse

Stop it Stirfry

I don't know who any of these celebrities are.

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He should learn to keep up.