André Toulon

.....Well I think this would be fruitless since rollercoasters are pretty much all sudden changes in direction.

I'm too lazy to do it now, but tomorrow I will seek out this unicorn...I must have more.

I mean, I guess I should be surprised, but I just assumed everyone saw the color purple

Like when you ride it, you can't tell you're riding this.....I can never tell where the loops are.

Which just made me realize, I hate Space Mountain.....It's dark the entire time, with some random flashing lights and noises......But at the end of the day, it kind of takes away from the experience.

I totally think I've done this before....Or some other old ass spiritual.

POOH....NOOOOOOOOO!

I had no idea this was a thing, but Granny had one for Mother's day and the kids brought me a slice.....Like butterfly kisses on your pee hole.....I'm sure the dank is partly responsible because I don't really like cheese cake....But this....This moment right now shall not be forgotten.

There's a lot you're embellishing, but I'm not one of the idiots who reads your shit back to you and point out the flaws just so you can pretend that's not what it said. I'm just going to call you a stupid fucking kid diddler named Daniel Sempsey and carry on with my day. fuck ass boy

Go back and read this in your own link...Then edit your OP to make sense per the events in said link......Or smoke a pack. Dude, smoke a pack.

See, I thought you meant sorry ass genitals and I was all for the deserved demeaning.

I've come up with several self depreciating meanings for that, but you go ahead and tell me how bad I should feel.....Nothing gets my motor running more than sunday morning shame.

Oh, no one saw me fuck....They saw a naked chick try to wake up my boiled noodle, and finally just put on an oversized t shirt and leave in frustration while I sit there staring at my failure.

We know, we thought he was dead.

Stop moving the goal posts.

Many....There's even a failed "sex" tape out there somewhere where I just slung it around for about 15 minutes because he's camera shy.....This also includes people I've peed in front of drunk. Honestly, that number is probably in the thousands. Maybe around 60 or so of people who were meant to see it...

Finally got around to actually seeing this....So many questions that I'm just not that interested in having answers to. Not every tale needs a modern spin.

Oh, and nice shirt.

I saw that as bang, and I don't think I'm wrong.

Nice try Agent Carruthers....We all know Danny was picked up on child pornography charges and you're snooping around for leads. That's almost what he would have said, but you forgot to add "you should ask the credit professionals that handle my accounts" Rookie mistake, n00bjuice.

I've sent you hundreds of dick pics on FB and you never reported me.

You edited it.....And came up with this.

LOL, you're adopted.

"Got another one....Daniel R. Sempsey" "What's his credit limit" "Lol, $500" "Give that shit back....Not doing fed time for a kickstarter card"

OMFG, that tears it....TRIGGERED