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André Toulon

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  1. I make new accounts all the time once I get bored with the old ones....Then I get bored with the new ones too.....So I just wind up back on this one.
  2. OMG, this is the worst meme thread ever.
  3. OMFG I hate former IBers. *really doxxes someone*
  4. Because that's my money, bitch....And I don't want anything to "happen" to you No seriously....Don't be 10k in debt to the dope man, ever...I hope you're bullshitting.
  5. Unless you lost over 10k, you wont die....Just lose a thumb and maybe a toe
  6. Oh yeah...This thread isn't about that....And I don't have any fresh memes that aren't Spongebob "Imma head outs" or "Popeyes"
  7. Pedos....Keep up.
  8. I lick tummies....I'm not sure why what he's asking is so out of pocket when the clothes are off. I mean, me...Myself, I like his enthusiasm and I will stay in Doomer's corner, no matter what. It's not like backing Ghostrek who constantly complains about his dry ass dick. Will Doomer's first time be awkward af....Yes, yes it will be....I'm sure every dude's was....In fact, when faced with naked boobs and a bare tumtum, he might freeze up his first time, but I know during his hyperventilation, he'll be rock hard....Unlike ghosty who will just sit there with flaccid dong because he doesn't even like women.
  9. HE LIKE TITTIES....Jeeze, people are allowed to like things.
  10. Just because he's older doesn't mean he's not a virgin....He's not completely in tune with what sex or foreplay consists of. I mean in all other aspects, he's an adult but sexually, he's still 13.....Unrealistic actions are still in his grasps....I appreciate the innocence and how he envisions his first time at bat.....It's almost endearing in a weird sort of way....Like a grown man still believing in Santa. And before I hit submit, I'm not making fun of you Doomer...I kinda wish I still had this kind of excitement going into the whole thing.
  11. So what do you do, Foghorn?
  12. Don't discourage him....Completely depends on the chick. I think I've said this before, but I've had women not want me to touch their boobs at all and others who keep trying to put a titty in our mouth no matter how far away you are from them. *From the back* "Bite my nipples" "wut....how can.....OK"
  13. What ever happened with your work on the latest Elder Scrolls.
  14. I had one not too long ago and now that I think about it....It was better than Popeye's. The breading was definitely different, but I don't know if they bread them on site or if they come that way.
  15. Every time I've gone somewhere and needed a connect, I just put on my most Louisiana faux thug voice and vernacular and I get served....I've only had my money taken once, and that was a "friend"....So far, strangers are always kinda cool. But I understand how things can be different for women....The kid's mother was in ATL a couple of weeks ago and texted me about not having any weed....I told her I still had some connects on FB but she got scared and just decided not to meet my homeboy.
  16. Only slightly on topic, but I did wanna say this but had no avenue until this partially topical thread. The kid's mother did a mullet weave for a dude Friday....It was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
  17. I don't recall making shrimp a huge point in any topic, but ok.....Oysters are pretty awesome.
  18. I really like prime rib....Shrimp is ok, and it was just the meal option I thought I'd like to try. I can only assume there is some other vague, possibly racist implication here.....But I'm too lifted to care what this secretly means.
  19. I already addressed this before the edit, but don't worry....That email is dedicated to trash....None of the info is correct.
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