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André Toulon

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  1. André Toulon
    Nah, pimpin'....4/20 in November....Light up, pussy
  2. André Toulon

    until

    Even better... I did that on accident once too....I think I was Eat a Sack day or something like that.
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    until

    NO, IT MUST STAY....Time to draw attention to it.
  4. André Toulon
    This is the most generic lie ever told on these boards.
  5. André Toulon
    Wow, Wayne Brady and Aisha Tyler.....Both have literally tap danced for white people. Can we get Al Roker and Raven Symone up there SO they can just start dropping Nbombs without feeling awful.
  6. André Toulon
    It also says it stinks, has an odd color, and has a terrible taste....But let's just pretend it is "fine"....Now without even considering why I won't drink it, think....Why would I drink anything that smells, looks and tastes bad, even if it won't kill me.
  7. André Toulon
    I made a long ass post, but instead I'll just say it's awkward when you live in the town with all your ex wife's family, and they still invite you to holiday dinners and you fuck around and bring your new girl with you because she doesn't have family here either. Then your ex brings her new dude and it's kinda like a really passive aggressive display of the baes. I think since that debacle, the kid's mother and I have created an unspoken rule that we don't invite boos to family holiday functions.....If you boo'd up, just catch them later, but none of that shit on common ground.
  8. André Toulon
    Italian. The white negros
  9. André Toulon
    Yes, you don't normally look like him but in that pic you do....I have no idea what "No paw, I'll be good" is referring to, but I too will have to google it
  10. André Toulon
    You look like Joey
  11. André Toulon
    9 days...... You honestly can't be this bored. I still got my old phone with her number in it......No, I'm not going to say I'm going to give you her number, but I'll go as far as to engage one more time to ask her if you can have it.
  12. André Toulon
    My original post said it'll stay because pat hates me, but I couldn't think of a decent way to finish it off so I decided to just give up...Thinking hurts right now.
  13. André Toulon
    It's not going anywhere
  14. André Toulon
    I wouldn't be too sure about that....I think I did....But then again I may have called him a jackass.....The girl child had to do a report on him for art school and she asked me why he painted like that....I wanna say I said because he was an asshole but I could have just as easily said jackass. .......Now I'm leaning towards dumbass..... None of that happened except the report.....The rest of it is just me being an ass.
  15. André Toulon
    I guess because I didn't care at all about this movie....I never noticed the human teeth.
  16. André Toulon
    Let's just stop the cat and mouse and let me just ask can I get 400k?
  17. André Toulon
    I was going to read this, make a joke, then ask actual questions or give advice....but I got past the second paragraph and realized it wasn't even close to over and ragequit.
  18. André Toulon
    SMOKE A BLUNT AND EAT THE SNACKS I HID FROM THE KIDS
  19. André Toulon
    WOW, the Tommy vest is from the 90s....This dirty ass dude from back home called Real G used to have a blue one he wore every day.
  20. André Toulon
    I just had a vodka and redbull and me and caffeine don't get along, so I'm in no way tired and I feel like I'm about to jump outta my skin. I regret this more than hangovers....Well, I don't reall get hangovers, just the icky feeling where you're sweating alcohol......I also just smoked a couple bowl to come down but it didn't work, so while I am stoned, all I feel is the caffeine. I have no idea why I'm telling you this, and I feel like I'm rambling, but that literally how I'm talking to real people at this point.....That why I left the room to come here....My anxiety is off the charts. Sorry, needed to vent and this thread instantly jumped out when I logged in.
  21. André Toulon
    The were up at the half but I've been moving around a lot. If they beat the Saints, this whole season is forgiven.
  22. André Toulon
    How much sleep have you had....You still have a good shot.
  23. André Toulon
    Square up then
  24. André Toulon
    Ok Viper.
  25. André Toulon
    LOL y'all been to sleep. I'm still going
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