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André Toulon

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  1. To be fair, now that I think about it....I was actually doing comparable work as him in my late 20s. Frankly, until I had kids at 27 IDGAF either.
  2. Ah ok @1938 Packard....I remembered this all wrong. A lot of your shit get jammed in my spam folder and it starts to all sound the same. At any rate, you got a W....And even made me take my time to look for it. Honestly, this is a bit disarming. This must be how you feel all the time.
  3. He'll be a prostitute by then.
  4. He actually hates his life choices but is too stubborn and lazy to admit failure.....Sensei Packard has groomed him quite sharply
  5. This is almost like a Packard C/P
  6. Yup, that's the best. But I also like dark Russian.
  7. Ah, the word was skeezy.....
  8. Doomer said something about going hog wild on some titties is he had the chance because he's a boob man a while ago and Gpail made it her business to call him a creep and possibly worse...I don't recall the whole convo....But it was way left.
  9. They were really wide...I mostly remember fat people in them. But yeah, I imagine that happened too.....
  10. I missed this....What wishes one....I mean we have a few but I don't think I posted any.
  11. You just made this even better
  12. Wait, is that a real thing....Because dude used to slap nads in the locker room and I had to exercise my angry black guy status to ensure no one tried to play with me.
  13. Thank god Gpail isn't here to go "hog wild" on you for saying this. LOL, references.
  14. Wheat bread is cool....I prefer rye but wheat is ok too.
  15. A single occupancy version of this restroom....But there will be a bowl so I can poo with ass cheeks on my head
  16. ....,..Sigh...Fine, Ghostie. Perhaps some of our females have better advice that would apply in your situation. I'm a "shoot your shot" kinda dude
  17. Just wait until 8 and ask where he is and if he wants to come thru.....Youre a chick, not a dude. He'll fucking teleport over there
  18. What if the gift is weed
  19. Yeah, most of the time those things aren't even closed all the way.....though I've never stolen one, I've definitely tp'd a bathroom or 2 because I was an idiot child that enjoyed mischief.......Still am.
  20. This is good info....time to buy thoughtless gifts for random relatives.
  21. So did every other black grandmother/matriarch figurehead. Other things I don't do. stare at retarded people Step on cracks point at graves talk while grown folks are talking (This still applies and probably will well into my 80s if there ar people older than me around) tell people my dreams before eating breakfast stand in front of microwaves Cut a baby's hair before their first words Make face lest my face get stuck that way I just realized I can do this all day.
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