André Toulon

I got the ultimate edition like a fool. So much useless shit in the bundle. Wtf am I supposed to do with calculus

I was 5 and scared of PeeWee Herman.....assuming that was even out then

I think it's the whole praise he lord thing but I don't have the stats for it so I'm just farming XP and gold for the time being, and just being a pest when the opportunity arises....Chaotic Neutral

Seafood pasta

Hbd

I guess the Internet was bored this day

......🤔 Happy birthday?

I know the feeling...I often have opinions, and go through the trouble to type it, then think "OMG, someone is going to come crying about this and I really don't care enough about it to defend my stance other than 'I said what I said' to people who've already decided to disagree with me....so fuck it, let's got find videos of people falling off shit"

Subway

I saw one in TX but it was on a trailer.... I just assumed it broke down but really there are hundreds of reasons it could have been on the trailer....I'm just a hater sometimes.

Wtf happened to Daewoo.... I already googled it but damn, I remember talking about getting one when we were kids, lying to each other on the porch.

Dagwood

Oh and now that I reread the OP, no cats don't really come around me but dogs definitely do

Just left a totally random convo, and now I bring it here. Bushwhackers or Dudleys #teamDudley

Sluts and whores are different. Sluts are just ready and willing... whores want compensation

How much does a lobotomy cost

Not sure about the first person but I'm about 80% sure I've seen the goatee post

Just got a barbacoa bowl from the lunch truck and gonna grill a few shrimp just for variety....should probably make a veggie too, but haven't thought that far yet

Line up and grab your ankles ...time for a spanking. Oh....and it's your birthdays

Nevermind, the point has been made. No need to beat this dead horse

Ok, I have no idea how all of these different doctors are working on my lower GI issue but none of you seem to have the same information. I already had the motility and 24hr PH tests. I'm literally still paying the bills on both but somehow you don't have records showing I had these done. I'm not volunteering to have this intrusive ass shit done again, nor am I willing to pay for it again. I keep telling you the doctor who did the procedure and to contact him but instead you keep calling me to see if I've elected to have it yet. I stg I just want to say fuck it and just hiccup and eat muscle relaxers for the rest of my life

It's definitely a locked achievement, but it's really just a choose your own adventure kind of thing until he breaks character and becomes completely coherent randomly.

Hamburger helper....kids were about to order food because they are impatient so I made something fast because they are ordering shit with my cash app card. I'll eat this damn roast by myself at 10

I don't get tags Ghostie, you can't summon me to threads like you do incessantly to others but that OP was hilarious... The turn it took...less so