André Toulon

Did Meg get an ass reduction....frankly, the amount of ass that assaults me on social media, it think my ass related memories may be irreparably distorted, but I thought she was thicker....or did she lose weight or something.

Cardi....meg... lighting isn't going to strike twice. Bongos sucks

Yes, there's that whole race issue we pretend doesn't exist while we try to eradicate slavery and black contributions from history.

Soooo, I guess this is our life now

Dun dun duuuuuuuuun

I just like the stuck together rice....if I could do that on my own without it sucking, I'd be happy.

This is the Benjiest post ever.

.....are you actually taking this personally? I still like ramen?

Sushi. I have no idea why people like this

Baked trout, hamburger steak and this really soft tomato bread shit

*Thanos gif*

I was wondering when you'd pop that cherry...

Wasn't this green jelly

The lies....I saw the crates out back, across the street....in the back of the store. I know those are yours

You see I have too personalities and nothing for 2 people is heavy lifting...it's like a paradox. You would know this is you bothered to think of me sometimes....and not just... Creme soda

I warned you

It's ok guys, I know him. Unblock his image.

Damn. I don't really know this dude...I saw him on Beavis and Butthead probably but to be 56 and in fucking hospice from drinking is brutal. I always wonder just how close I might have been though I doubt I was anywhere in this ball park

I think the embed looks normal but when I click it I'm prompted to log in...here's a screenshot tho.

No, but it's lame because I don't work Mondays anyway.

While I did throw up, it was unrelated to the headache....i think

I've had a headache and got up long enough to go buy something to drink

Was it Jingo