André Toulon

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I.....thought this was a joke

It was in a commercial....that song that all like "we're still having fun and you're still the one" It haunts me

Late night run for snacks and only loves is open. Theres 2....the big truck stop and the shitty one closer to me. I chose the shitty one...which usually isn't a problem unless I want real food....which I didn't. Just something crunchy and a Gatorade. So there's a girl in there losing her shit because this store doesn't take apple pay....which, I mean....is it really that widespread now? I guess since I'm old, I get that shit doesn't reach rural areas that fast but she's not having it....how dare they only take cards or cash....both of which I assume she doesn't have. But besides work, I've never been in line with anyone and they requested apple pay....I just didn't figure it was a primary payment form yet. My daughter has it, the boy doesn't....I do but don't use it....like at all. But I guess it's spreading....how long has it actually been out.

Ding ding....cmon Randy, come have a seat with me and have a beer.... Wait, you live here with me....you know what I'm about. 🔥💨

I know, and it was the last thing that show left me with....I still want answers.

You old AF, bro

.....why am I covered in glitter. The last time this happened I had just dropped acid, waking up from taking ghb on purpose and wearing a dress. And I KNOW I didn't have any late 90s fun recently.

Meh, i have one of those, but she never really "dumped" me like that.....I just kind of back off and she finds her way back....We don't talk about our little 6 month fling and at the time she made it clear I was just dick. Now she doesn't gaf, she talks to me no matter what situation we're in and we kinda cant hide that we at least passively communicate....We share streaming services. So my name is on all of hers that she pays for and her name is on all of mine.

It's name was something like Getonthemagicbussydney and I saw bussy...not bus Sydney.

Every time this shit happens my kids are with me and I don't want the boy to do the shit that I do because he can get shot....I can too, but idgaf....and i definitely cant have the girl picking up my habits, and she seem more likely to have my 'tude' But I stg, I am waiting on the day someone pulls this shit while I'm alone. I've got time today, and I don't think you know how unscared of jail I am.

You were never in any danger.

Sauron...I nailed it

My daughter and I watch trash just to make fun of it. This seems peak. Problem being, we are never off at the same time any more and dang, that's right...school starts soon.

Poor guy, I solemnly ponder what great things he may have done had fate not looked down so poorly on him. He was working in being the next trash panda meme, I hear. RIP, Simon....May a homeless man char and consume your carcass.

Just....stop Please.....stop. *Checks showtimes*

Yeah....I fear I have become completely incomprehensible and there is no way to tell a joke here without actually telegraphing it. I don't know shit about raccoons mortality rates on our highways and biways. Who tf does, I just wanted to fuck with greeny.

Wut?

Some anime gif are strictly fan service, but then you find one like this....that has heart.

Why in tf was killface naked

wdym ok? You've already got her talking about your balls....Close the deal.

If it doesn't go well, face time me and I'll pretend to be your pimp and tell him I'm omw to pop his ass if he doesn't give you $300. You just have to send me $80....the rest is yours

But I put the spaces in the wrong place.

Well yours doesn't show up in the users celebrating thing so I guess this thread is the only way I would have known anyway.