André Toulon

Accurate. I wore my Girbauds a few years ago and people were like "what are those" Lil cum stain or whoever the rapper was put some on and the kids were like "oh, those are kinda clean" I was like 🤦🏿‍♂️

My ex birthday is tomorrow. I'm in her inbox wasting her time rn. She wasted mine....I'm very petty

We're breaking up because you assumed my gender, you bigot.

Tire dimensions being measured in millimeters for width and inches for diameter is totally fucking normal and not the stupidest shit we could do.

..... that's what I want. Veronica and Reggie being skinned alive but they make it back just in time to save Veronica with only her facial skin removed...alas, it's too late for the poor Mantle kid. Dilton kills himself because he's a total puss. Moose and Chuck put up a valiant effort....but it's the fucking predator....unalived. He eats jughead ...of course...irony or whatever Big Ethel lives because she doesn't register as human in his scanner

Let him cook

I'm more insulted that mine has never said that.....what kind of pos is this

Loving your own brand

I need this

Meh, I can't lie and say I dont hate the concept of time complicated to the point of dismissal of basic place markers. Fine, for whatever reason, the past doesn't exist....but when I refer to it in a general manner, that's what I'm going to call it because there's a term for it. Whatever else is implied by the concept is a moot point to me. My only real problem is with the present because there is no way (for me) to measure the present at a condensed enough level for me to call anything the present. Before I finish saying it, it's already the past. But that was the whole of the effort I'll expend on it.

Gojo is a trash character. Needlessly OP until he's somehow just not....I don't want to shit on my son's favorite broken anime character but I genuinely don't like him. Toji>Gojo

BK, because I rule.... Did I already make this joke...I feel like I already made this joke

Shrimp cargot I assume escargot....with shrimp. I've never had escargot so I have no clue. It was s shrimpy cheese dip

Clam chowder. Going into hospital tomorrow, and can't eat after midnight so may have some cereal at the wire

I guess these are strictly a Louisiana (and MS) thing, because NOWHERE that I've ever mentioned love bugs has anyone who knows what I'm talking about....but these fuckers are EVERYWHERE 2 times a fucking year and they stink when they die...and when you have a billion of them smashed on your brand new white Beamer, you really start to reevaluate your life choice's

Just as long as you gave Max Holloway his flowers before you left.... Bro brought the thunder last night

Drinks are on the roof, food in the basement. We save money on triple birthdays this way. You're either too full to climb to the roof or too drunk to go down stairs

@Photo Manipulation we need your help, ASAP

I'm cool with Cam being mad that we picked Kirk. It's really few people I hate more than Cam. Dude really thinks he's being hated out of being a legend.

Confront them....How dare they

Watching Duckman as an adult has given me a new appreciation for this show. I loved it as a kid because it was crude, but I didn't "get" it. Now I can see a lot of shit I never picked up on.

Hey @Insipid can I ask you a question. Ok so there's these ramen add ins that's being sold on social media now. The little swirly things, as far as I've ever known, are fish cakes.....but I've noticed people calling it Naruto or narutomaki. Is that an actual name for it, or is that some weeby ass Western shit because 'duuuh, ameenay cartunes'

I do....it's quite nice. People have the audacity to call it a self made prison, but the alternative is interactions with other people. I'm not a huge fan

Rotary (yes, I wrote that on purpose) chicken from Wally world and Mac n cheese

I really didn't care, I just wanted to participate