André Toulon

I just saw it like 7 minutes ago. I took my shot, now I'm over it.

Go Sooners

I thought that Nicholas Cage vampire movie was doing super great

So when tao wins, can I have his cup

You'll definitely see this.

But seriously....this is kinda like cheating...Mitch reached legendary status fast as hell.

Obviously the best clips in this thread will come from the 90s/early00s

I've been looking for this clip forever and could never fucking find it....I have no idea why, but it has my favorite joke ever about Viagra

Congrats Kudzo... you've deserved it for a long time.

So we touching tips, or just showing them off

2 really dumb, short ones. I was in a food court...I walked up to a chicken place...For some reason, I feel like my son worked there, but that not important. The kid at the register was like "Oh, you're a manager, you're always here." I said nah, I'm not but I wanna make an order. He gave me a knowing nod and sait "that'll be $2.10"....I do the Kevin Hart binks at him and he goes "go ahead, just go get what you want" Now here's the thing....Can you blink in dreams...Because even though i know what I intended by those blinks...I don't recall if i actually "blunk"...Like, I don't think he went out of my sight for even an instant...but I felt like this is what the situation warranted. The second one...I was gonna try to pad it out into a story, but my arm became sentient and it ate a fly...I asked it where it's stomach was and it aske me where MY stomach was and then I said I ate a fly? and it replied WE ate a fly....Incidentally, theres a fly in my room

Uuuuugh, one of the dad's from buddy baseball team decided to find me on FB. I've only ever talked to this dude in response to him talking to me. I don't want buddy to be ashamed of his jerk sauce dad, but I seriously would be just fine with him shutting the fuck up. The thing that really irks me about this dude is he's one of these guys that think the 1922 villainous mustache is hot shit...I want to put a banana in his tail pipe and drive off as he angrily shakes his fist at me calling me knave or some shit

Nintendo thumb is just now catching up to me

I'm more concerned that he hasn't been back to fix it himself....I think he broke his time and is in time prison

I'm so glad my name isn't Phil....or anything that starts with PH. I can't think of any other ph names but I know they exist

She might renege just so you could have a shot....it's like she sold her hair to buy you a wig and you sold your bald to buy her a comb.... 🤔 I don't think that's quite how that works but you get what I'm saying, right.

I get it when people can't read the room, or take a hint....but when you go out of your way to try to get me to lay into you, it's obviously some sort of mental illness that needs to be addressed.

That's TAOs chance to be in this thing. It's the home stretch. No bullshitting

Checks cards....a 3, 8, and 10 of candy, a 4 of meat, the 2, 10 and 6 of bread and the king and Jack of Schnitzel. Wtf am I supposed to do with this?

Psh, I've been off since Wednesday....slept all day after the procedure, slept most of Thursday, gamed a lot too....today I'm already tired of playstation, and just got banned from Facebook....I'm already out of shit to do and i still have the weekend to get through. Hoping I don't get tossed out of here too

Are you actually on vacation...like somewhere else or are you just off from work and at home..... because that shit kinda sucks after day 3

Friend of mine was there last week. I'm kinda glad she made it back but she hurt my feelings back in 98, so I probably would have been all like "karma bih" if she didn't.

It would make sense if he had edited it, but how did he link to a thread that wasn't created until he made the OP....the link wouldn't exist. But I'm in no way in my right mind to be making these assertions....it's probably logical but I'm essentially on a 5 day weekend with healing drugs....I just need food