André Toulon

Ribs If you haven't figured it out, I usually eat my leftovers for breakfast

Nutrition....couch? ..... 👨🏿‍🦯

Holy shit, it's ribs and brisket. And tomorrow is taco Tuesday at the lunch truck...curse you gastro disorder, because this plate will take me at least 2 days to kill but I'm not missing taco Tuesday. And it takes 2 days for me to eat those too....so I guess I'll alternate. Ribs now, tacos lunch, brisket dinner tomo, taco breakfast.

......the Hunting episode of Morel Orel is just. Like did it win any awards or some shit. Maybe it's just a me thing...

No one does this...I refuse to believe anyone does this other than for views

Idk, they brought me something back from the city...haven't eaten yet

Fried in canola oil in a pot.

No

Fried chicken.

I hope it wasn't helling, I need to put Earl in my car

I'm sorry, I got high then I got distracted....by fucking milk chan.

Is there context here or is it time to shitpost

The way I remember it (and we're talking about preteen Buddy, because I mostly became a Christmas church goer once I could no longer be forced to go) there was Easter, then like Wednesday we had church again at like 7 pm and you couldn't eat all day until after church. I only remember not eating ONCE. After that, I remember mama saying you could have bread and water but nothing else, and I was like fuck it, might as well not eat...wtf I want bread and water for. Then suddenly, I don't remember it ever being brought up again...the not eating thing...They still had the night church. All that to say, this is probably why I just don't take religion seriously at all....when you just keep changing the rules to fit your arbitrary whims, why even bother. I'm not saying all faiths are like that, but Southern Baptism is some fraudulent bullshit.

Glad I missed this

......how often is this "doctor" touching you? I've have a doctor touch my shit once outside of a football physical and that was when they told me I had diverticulitis. My balls were hurting...I thought it was testicular cancer....and whats great is this was before I saw the torsion episode of venturi bros, or I really would have freaked out. But I digress.....are you a football player ...... because that guy might not be a doctor.

..,the last one?

I'm glad fighting isn't big here because I JUST got back to see Haney/Garcia. And its going as expected

..... Idk, I've always heard Easter called Passover.....For some reason it was call that in Southern Baptist (maybe black?) churches. It wasn't until sometime in Jr high that I found out there was a difference...and later still that it was Jewish....like I really want to say it was from Seinfeld or some other live action offering that I discovered that part. It definitely wasn't Rugrats because I hated rugrats

Hmmmm

Also 4/20/2024 is the same backwards and forwards. It took all day for FB to tell me this

Meat balls gravy and mashed potatoes. Aka Thursday jr high lunch

Oh.....I forgot the part where I'm a sucker. This may have been a mistake. Her: So when you coming this way? Me: I gotta take my mom to the airport so I'll pass right by you, maybe we can get lunch... *Instantly panics internally* Brain: ABORT, ABORT!!!!! MAYDAY! MOUTH IS MOVING BEFORE BRAIN. Me:

I just found out otters rape other animals and kill them for fun. This video I saw had a voice over so it was hilarious, and I just figured he ate the raccoon, so I didn't care until I went to the comments and discovered this was likely not a case of survival, but a fun raping. 🦦 💩

I feel like reddit was always like that..,it's just less people seeking toxic topics like "roast me" or "rate me" or "Naruto"