André Toulon

I pretended not to read it because uuuuugggggghhhh, that shit suuuuuucked

Weed

This is y'all fault

For those of you still fighting over what a xennial is....it's made up, arbitrary bullshit that remains on a sliding scale because there is no organized gauge for any of this shit, no matter how many factoid pages you visit

Leftover NY strip and a roll

Don't ask...it only gives it power, and Soon you'll be an xennioomer

Steak n mashed taters

I'm the guy that was just trying to buy a drink and a hotdog and pissed because dumbasses were in my way staring at the sky....it's dark, and there's a black hole in the sky...meh. Sooo, is anyone gonna ring me up or can I just leave

Mostly old horror flicks. I don't actively seek them out anymore but as a kid I used I rent them weekly.

Falls, thrown off...it's just semantics really

I hear nursing homes are teeming with STDs...you say how much do they need....I say when your family abandons you, wtf else you gonna do

You're welcome

How auto correct make me sound like a dumbass daily....I typed slushie you piece of shit

I might legit buy a plushie machine....but I don't want have to constantly buy refrigerant

Chuck roast, taters, veggies

Soooooo. There are no other doggy denotes for dingaling....just the 2... Got it

Wait...you also have codenames for potential candickdates? Can I get a replay as to any of the ones Iay have missed

Meh, if I'm doing something like booking a flight, I'll use a comp. Mobile is unreliable and just when you think a page has loaded but there's one asset that didn't, and then you try to click a plus or minus or something but then the asset loads and now you've tapped submit....that shit happens way too often for me to trust mobile for more than trolling.

Don't believe I've ever had one...I've heard of them...even hear they can form pus...but alas, I have no idea what it actually is

I used to love shaving because it gave me a chance to experiment but after the sarcoid started with the facial scars, it got painful so now I have to shave often to prevent the hair getting out of hand and I need to pull out the facial lawn mower....which hurts when it saws through a scar

Taco Casa....And I must admit, under new ownership, they are 1000 times better. I actually feel like this burrito was worth $5. I forgot their nachos comes in 3 separate containers and you have to construct that shit yourself....I couldn't remember why I never got their nachos, and this is why

Boy, this started out really predictably, but that was a Shamalamadingdong twist right there.

.....heh, heh....facial.

You managed to destroy my entire placeholder image I had for you in my head in just a few days. Since I've never seen you post a pic, I'll not ask....but is there anyone "famous" I can envision you akin to. I'm really basic so right now I'm going with Steve Aoki with a little weight rather than the Hworang I initially had for you.