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André Toulon

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  1. Wait....Gilbert Gottfried is dead? I didn't even know that
  2. Oh we didn't have teams the first time ....which is likely where it fell apart and why this one is taking a dive now that it's every man for themselves....people like participation trophies more than being #1
  3. It's why I didn't want to do it again, but Scoob had a lot of neat ideas that I just didn't have the energy to try out with a second round so he took over.....which tbh, this turned out way better than expected....but the bottom line is you can't force people to do anything and once the flaking ball starts rolling, it snowballs fast and just kinda takes the wind out of the whole thing. But I didn't want to be pessimistic so I said I'd do what I could from a player's aspect....but trying to corral people that just ghost the whole thing was frustrating and I just don't do frustrating.
  4. Ok, I kiiiinda remember this name but don't remember if there was drama surrounding it...either way, cakeday
  5. You can cook? Is "your company" providing the meat or are you footing the bill.
  6. I'm sure disco will gnaw your ass if you're feein' froggy....I don't have any shit to talk from the stands
  7. It's cool, I think things are shaping up fine
  8. Don't be mad....you know I want you to take this thing....but I've been making bad decisions this whole game, no sense in fucking up my horrible mojo now
  9. I'm honestly just fucking with you but seals are seafood....? Like....seafood for human consumption? And whale? I'm either learning a lot here or I'm in the center of the most colossal troll ever.
  10. Oh I know, I just wasn't giving it away for the....I don't even know why, I just like fucking with people even in the smallest ways possible
  11. This is actually a little disappointing....no luv for Ric? I thought he was generally liked. Don't show up now, y'all flaked on this man but damn...this is so disheartening.
  12. Oh shit, I thought this was just sleep in general...this is about sleeping IN. No, no I don't get to do that at all.
  13. @Game Master will I be able to change my vote at the last minute like you said i could last time? If things don't swing the way I want, I may change my mind.
  14. So this was kinda weird. I was lost, as I often am but not wandering through the halls of my school, or an airport or mall or any combination of the three like usual. This time I was driving...which happens sometimes but I'm usually driving at home and getting lost somehow. But no, this time is was here, in OK. I was trying to get to work, but apparently I'm in the music industry....not an artist, but like a promoter I guess...not really sure but that's not important. I'm guessing Boondocks was on TV because I was listening to a new artist in my car and the song was over the Gangstalicious homies over ho's beat. The lyrics, which I can no longer recall, were absolute fire and I was trying to rush to the studio to lay this track on some CEO I guess. Well, driving around I kept getting lost, and when a place looked familiar, it suddenly wasn't. Eventually I pulled up on a house that looked abandoned. I go in and....ok, it's like a theme park, I guess and I get on a train...not sure why I'm doing any of this, but the song is still playing even though I'm not in the car....I'm on this theme park train ride and the imagery around me is....ok, my brain says it's Nazis, but what I'm seeing is clearly monsters and ghouls and shit....and yeah, Nazis are monsters but it not goose stepping white dudes, it's legit fucking claws and gnashing teeth....more like hell of anything. I'm the only person on the ride at first but I decide to jump off of the train because the ride doesn't seem to end. When I jump off, I end up in .....I dunno, like a stairwell, but I'm trying to get to the bottom of it because I somehow know the exit is down there. Once I basically fall to the bottom, there's a portal....I'm unsure of it but now there's a bunch of people around me, all kinda pissed that they followed me here and there's no exit, just this portal. They are saying I damned them to hell and this is just more hell.... literally they say, this is "more hell" so I say I'll go and you all stay here. I'll come back for them. I enter the portal and I'm suddenly under water...I can't swim so I'm panicking but I'm not drowning. I'm just splashing and breathing hard, but like from exhaustion, not from water logged lungs. So after that, I'm like spat out the end of the ride... I'm just kinda in a theme park and looking at the other people walking around and they look at me like "omg, wasn't that awesome" and I tell them there are people trapped down there, we jumped off the ride and got lost. No one seems concerned or even acts like they hear me, but they are definitely acknowledging me. So I say where's my car, I'm late for work and they all just kinda start speaking gibberish. At this point, I have to pee....so I'm running around this place looking for a place to pee but there are no bathrooms and people everywhere. I try to go behind trees or the sides of buildings but as soon as I think it's safe the structure moves or disappears and I'm just in the open again....I'm now becoming aware it's a dream, and I feel myself waking up, but I remember the awesome song in my car and I'm trying to force myself to stay asleep because the dream world NEEDS this song, and only I have it. But alas, I just wake up. It wasn't a nightmare but it really tugged on my anxiety and now I'm gonna just play some GG
  15. I'm going with the hometown hero on this one....my default was disco, but I know she will get votes on her own....I'm still in the business of shaking shit.
  16. Wait...holy shit...what if it was never Rinoa and her name is pronounced reenwa
  17. Nah, you just seem easier to talk to than most people and I'm pming it because I don't want any other fingers in this pot
  18. ....i mean, yeah I said that but I'm not against it.... You know what, we need to talk....not like I'm upset or anything but I think you should know something
  19. Technically, my weekend just started. So now I can have anxiety about having to go back to being an adult on tuesday, thus wasting my weekend thinking about next week.
  20. ....HUH.....What did I do to make you think this would torment me?
  21. My pathetic reference to current emoji game.
  22. Octopussy, but I thought peach was ass and pussy was 🐈😺
  23. Absolutely not, and I wish people would stop asking. It's water foul...yes, and the water part lends it to seafood but it a bird, dammit. Ev n tastes like bird
  24. I clicked that right after leaving the algorithm thread and I fear what's next
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