Mode 7

Is going to star in another foot smut movie. He's almost out of ramen money.

According to Mr Hoonie will do anything for truffles... anything

According to Mr Hoonie likes his belly rubbed before bed

Should know that was meant for classic swim

According to Mr Hoonie makes pig noises in bed

By did he meant wrote and directed, he was the actual performer in said movie. Things people do for ramen money.

According to some ex lady friends makes seal noises during sex

Makes moose noises while on the toilet

Like Linus can't live without his security blanket

Makes penguin noises when angry

Is the president of the El Kabong club

Used to be a member of the Huckleberry Hound club

Wants to learn sign language but only the swear words

Thought a flea market was a place you go to buy fleas

His favorite bedtitme story is The Hare Who Lost His Spectecles from Jethro Tull

Likes to do the truffle shuffle dance in the mirror

Had dinner with Jean-Claude Van Damme. They had his homemade Belgian Waffles

Was arrested for square dancing in a round room

For the first time ever I listened to my music in shuffle mode. I've always prefered to listen to albums in their entirety hence why I've never bothered to create playlist. The album is my playist and I still feel that way but trying to find what album to listen is getting boring and I think shuffle mode is the best way to listen to music while at work although it's kind of amusing to go from Fioana Apple to Jethro Tull to Pantera to Depeche Mode

Also became obessed with truffles when he learned they're worth as much as gold.

Has trained her komodo dragons to find truffles

Baked potato tonight and tomorrow. No sides because these suckers are huge!

Gets violent whenever someone tries to take away his truffles